tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post112226004125436817..comments2023-11-08T00:48:41.657-08:00Comments on Anonymous Midwest Girl: BRUISE UPDATE: Prettier and Prettier Every Day.Larahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14724675337980390322noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1123017723533563242005-08-02T14:22:00.000-07:002005-08-02T14:22:00.000-07:00"He beats me 'cause he loves me""He beats me 'cause he loves me"Toad734https://www.blogger.com/profile/01450263690181812924noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122785837572767892005-07-30T21:57:00.000-07:002005-07-30T21:57:00.000-07:00Thought you'd get a kick out of this post I just r...Thought you'd get a kick out of this post I just read: http://venessah.blogspot.com/2005/07/bruise-fairy.html<BR/><BR/>I knew there was someone to blame for those kinds of bruises!InfinitelyCurioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05837569906724551547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122410682238084742005-07-26T13:44:00.000-07:002005-07-26T13:44:00.000-07:00Van, I'll, uh, be right back. I have to take a co...Van, I'll, uh, be right back. I have to take a cold shower real quick.Larahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14724675337980390322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122409272006772102005-07-26T13:21:00.000-07:002005-07-26T13:21:00.000-07:00I know exactly where the bruise came from: raquetb...I know exactly where the bruise came from: raquetbal. I've had bruises exactly like that one. You've been playing gnome raquetball in your sleep. It's more common than people think.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09149694202473496291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122360846607277702005-07-25T23:54:00.000-07:002005-07-25T23:54:00.000-07:00damn! everybody has taken all my lude commments an...damn! everybody has taken all my lude commments and cheesy pickup lines!!! dammit you people!!! damn you!!jamwallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115211842136515855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122357819021304062005-07-25T23:03:00.000-07:002005-07-25T23:03:00.000-07:00Is that the only place the gnome got you? I hear g...Is that the only place the gnome got you? I hear gnomes like to bite people in the ass sometimes...Lord Chimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02450926543397895430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122351256101386242005-07-25T21:14:00.000-07:002005-07-25T21:14:00.000-07:00Hard to focus on the bruise. You look pissed, Or w...Hard to focus on the bruise. You look pissed, Or was it that your shirt is opening?lowkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13534113559443543736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122337439113373622005-07-25T17:23:00.000-07:002005-07-25T17:23:00.000-07:00Red meat, girl! Endulge yourself.PeaceRed meat, girl! Endulge yourself.<BR/><BR/>PeaceAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18408860347738153620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122322033636276152005-07-25T13:07:00.000-07:002005-07-25T13:07:00.000-07:00Everyone say's they want to kiss that boo boo! Hon...Everyone say's they want to kiss that boo boo! Honey.. I would make that puppy go away!<BR/><BR/>You see first, i would sit you back.. get you some ice cream? I don't want to assume anything...but I think some karmel sutra from Ben and Jerry's would do you right... then.... I would take an ice cube..cause it's hot out you know... run it from your navel to your lips...and back down again... making sure i follow with my tongue... then.... as you eat your karmel... I would make my way to your bruise... ice... tocuhing licking.. yummy!The Blogger Formally Known As Van!https://www.blogger.com/profile/05412085895124512971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122312713644906162005-07-25T10:31:00.000-07:002005-07-25T10:31:00.000-07:00heh...heh!...you should see the OTHER GUY!!!heh......heh...heh!...you should see the OTHER GUY!!!<BR/><BR/>heh...hehjamwallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115211842136515855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122304493384348552005-07-25T08:14:00.001-07:002005-07-25T08:14:00.001-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.King Nate Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161173158854215661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122304486148292042005-07-25T08:14:00.000-07:002005-07-25T08:14:00.000-07:00Looks like a moose bite. A moose once bit my siste...Looks like a moose bite. A moose once bit my sister....<BR/><BR/>Who knew the roaming gnome was into that kinky shit!King Nate Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00161173158854215661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122303260838450272005-07-25T07:54:00.000-07:002005-07-25T07:54:00.000-07:00oh that's hot...women with bruises...beautiful...;...oh that's hot...women with bruises...beautiful...;-)Just Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05113635139982592384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122301263211543492005-07-25T07:21:00.000-07:002005-07-25T07:21:00.000-07:00On the bright side, it's cheaper than a tattoo and...On the bright side, it's cheaper than a tattoo and it makes you look a lot tougher.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07224897497456150769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122301211357525052005-07-25T07:20:00.000-07:002005-07-25T07:20:00.000-07:00Wow. Looks like you had a great fight with yourse...Wow. Looks like you had a great fight with yourself in that last dream.Fredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12380165835261203465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122300988686949692005-07-25T07:16:00.000-07:002005-07-25T07:16:00.000-07:00that bruise is pretty bad! Whenever I wake up the...that bruise is pretty bad! Whenever I wake up the next morning after a night on the town, there are always fun little surprises that await me all over my body. horrible I tell you!Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02227809890791247295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122300553439782592005-07-25T07:09:00.000-07:002005-07-25T07:09:00.000-07:00Gnomes have oft been responsible for my lost items...Gnomes have oft been responsible for my lost items, missed appointments and late child support checks... but I've never heard of the bruise thing. Hmmm.Dave Morrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17470872330925505480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122295058391475132005-07-25T05:37:00.000-07:002005-07-25T05:37:00.000-07:00The mean face is the best!The mean face is the best!Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01334228311080232242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122294737891293842005-07-25T05:32:00.000-07:002005-07-25T05:32:00.000-07:00Make sure you post a picture of the gnome after yo...Make sure you post a picture of the gnome after you kick his ass. He'll be back and you look ready.Robbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18398493044212801318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122293519127284412005-07-25T05:11:00.000-07:002005-07-25T05:11:00.000-07:00Good form on the mean mug. I am sure that will pre...Good form on the mean mug. I am sure that will prevent any future gnomes attacks.<BR/><BR/>Also I like the way you wear that bruise as a badge of honor. Remember you survived a gnome attack. Be proud.TSBAllStars3https://www.blogger.com/profile/00035219560411716162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122289772936874352005-07-25T04:09:00.000-07:002005-07-25T04:09:00.000-07:00gurl that looks like it hurts..damn..it looks like...gurl that looks like it hurts..damn..it looks like its healing thoughDaniellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02594211587939726621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122268849612516312005-07-24T22:20:00.000-07:002005-07-24T22:20:00.000-07:00I wouldn't doubt the gnome theory - there are a co...I wouldn't doubt the gnome theory - there are a couple of towns in Norway and in Minnesota which have empirical evidence in regards to little gnomes existing.Alihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13950036895483878060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122265316464617782005-07-24T21:21:00.000-07:002005-07-24T21:21:00.000-07:00You really need to stop "falling down the stairs"....You really need to stop "falling down the stairs".<BR/><BR/>Domestic violence jokes kick ass.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122264347135535392005-07-24T21:05:00.000-07:002005-07-24T21:05:00.000-07:00Oww...it's huge. I just read your post on the gnom...Oww...it's huge. I just read your post on the gnomes theory. LOL<BR/><BR/>Thanks for stopping by my blog and for the nice compliment. :)Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15756901521667889773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1122263762230656122005-07-24T20:56:00.000-07:002005-07-24T20:56:00.000-07:00Can I kiss your booboo?Can I kiss your booboo?Chixulubhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17327385516888422628noreply@blogger.com