tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post114797031327812703..comments2023-11-08T00:48:41.657-08:00Comments on Anonymous Midwest Girl: How I Imagine My Mother's Conversations with People She Hasn't Seen in a While GoLarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14724675337980390322noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1148310116692588822006-05-22T08:01:00.001-07:002006-05-22T08:01:00.001-07:00oh, and that part about squeezing fat juicy men ma...oh, and that part about squeezing fat juicy men makes me vomit too :/*https://www.blogger.com/profile/00828110388934226049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1148310084490635552006-05-22T08:01:00.000-07:002006-05-22T08:01:00.000-07:00I'm an only child so I missed out being compared t...I'm an only child so I missed out being compared to my siblings.<BR/><BR/>Fortunately, my mom made up (and makes up) for this by telling me how so-and-so's kid is going to this school and now has this job and makes this much money and has this house, etc.<BR/><BR/>To be fair to her, I guess it must suck to have the underachiever of the group.*https://www.blogger.com/profile/00828110388934226049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1148255357832273352006-05-21T16:49:00.000-07:002006-05-21T16:49:00.000-07:00Aww, you're too hard on yourself.I'm sure Mom woul...Aww, you're too hard on yourself.<BR/><BR/>I'm sure Mom would mention your highly successful blog! ;)David Stehlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13043706128413626184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1148247451097895572006-05-21T14:37:00.000-07:002006-05-21T14:37:00.000-07:00My mom brags on me to everyone, and it drives me n...My mom brags on me to everyone, and it drives me nuts. If only my life were as impressive as a stripper's.Sexy Lexihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09100301570729882232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1148081477606125952006-05-19T16:31:00.000-07:002006-05-19T16:31:00.000-07:00First of all, stripping is work you guys. That's ...First of all, stripping is work you guys. That's why strippers get paid, because a hot chick like AMG coming in with her boyfriend is the huge exception to a day spent squeezing fat, juicy, lonely men between their legs in their underwear.<BR/><BR/>Gross. I'm throwing up in my mouth a little, just thinking about it.Chixulubhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17327385516888422628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1148052816612667892006-05-19T08:33:00.000-07:002006-05-19T08:33:00.000-07:00Hey, you know a good adult entertainer (they hate ...Hey, you know a good adult entertainer (they <I>hate</I> being called strippers) at one of the better clubs can make, like a grand or two a night.<BR/><BR/>I'm just saying.Mr. Toasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10222040570191286728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1148051565904092072006-05-19T08:12:00.000-07:002006-05-19T08:12:00.000-07:00With regard to your comment about feeling inadequa...With regard to your comment about feeling inadequate, AMG, I think all of us feel the same to some degree. I know I do. I'm always amazed when I hear my parents talk about how proud they are of me. I guess that old chestnut about being your own worst critic isn't so far off the mark.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06333221047600488068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1148049870316146382006-05-19T07:44:00.000-07:002006-05-19T07:44:00.000-07:00Naaaa...You can't fool me. If you were moonlighti...Naaaa...<BR/><BR/>You can't fool me. If you were moonlighting as a stripper, there would be more skin on this blog.<BR/><BR/>And the swimsuit picks buried in the archives don't count (but I bet I've just sent people in to look them up ;o)Gadflyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03101913882165730041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1148049814315262352006-05-19T07:43:00.000-07:002006-05-19T07:43:00.000-07:00My Mom always brags about me. It's because I'm sp...My Mom always brags about me. It's because I'm special. Just thought I'd share.<BR/>sc.scott chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10439299432144777438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1148048160743924472006-05-19T07:16:00.000-07:002006-05-19T07:16:00.000-07:00Yeah, but you're a blog diva. You got that going f...Yeah, but you're a blog diva. You got that going for you.Chris Wilsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13134785155889204025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1148045684285810832006-05-19T06:34:00.000-07:002006-05-19T06:34:00.000-07:00That converstation sounds very familiar...That converstation sounds very familiar...JulieGonghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08509958361493088038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1147996784540122382006-05-18T16:59:00.000-07:002006-05-18T16:59:00.000-07:00my mom can't tell my brother and i apart. in her d...my mom can't tell my brother and i apart. <BR/><BR/>in her defense she's usually drunkexilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921723462547338816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1147989494947960902006-05-18T14:58:00.000-07:002006-05-18T14:58:00.000-07:00Gadfly/Chris - Hey, just because I don't talk abou...Gadfly/Chris - Hey, just because I don't <I>talk</I> about my second job as a stripper....<BR/><BR/>Anon/Lynda - Actually, my mom is truly the sweetest person in the world and would never say anything like this in real life. She's never indicated she's anything less than proud of me. This is more a manifestaion of my feelings of inadequecy than anything else. <BR/><BR/>Paul - Just protecting the innocent. :)<BR/><BR/>Michael - Your treat?Larahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14724675337980390322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1147989140248505172006-05-18T14:52:00.000-07:002006-05-18T14:52:00.000-07:00Shock your friends! Tell them you are running away...Shock your friends! Tell them you are running away with Michael Manning to Hawaii for a much deserved vacation with an admirer! That'll get them thinking!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16539850495318868267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1147983436758483402006-05-18T13:17:00.000-07:002006-05-18T13:17:00.000-07:00I think my parents feel the same way, but then I t...I think my parents feel the same way, but then I think that they are probably more proud of me than I give them credit for.Lyndahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17007930302730418293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1147982712923267652006-05-18T13:05:00.000-07:002006-05-18T13:05:00.000-07:00Um, why is your mom referring to her children as "...Um, why is your mom referring to her children as "Sister" and "Brother"? Just what part of the country is this?Paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01826852023806819955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1147981950868022142006-05-18T12:52:00.000-07:002006-05-18T12:52:00.000-07:00Hi, Mom's are just people too, I guess. They don'...Hi, Mom's are just people too, I guess. They don't have any more of a clue then anyone else. My husband and I spent 7 years and thousands of dollars trying to get pregnant. We gave up about 2 years ago and it's taken all this time to come to grips with it all. No kids, we can now do what we want guilt free (we just got back from France and Italy). Today my Mom sends me an e-mail about a seminar to adopt children from 3rd world countries. Please Mom - drop it already!<BR/>L.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1147978364697707032006-05-18T11:52:00.000-07:002006-05-18T11:52:00.000-07:00Exactly! What you're mom SHOULD be saying is, "We...Exactly! What you're mom SHOULD be saying is, "Well... she's not stripping." That said, thanks for the imagery, Gadfly. ;)<BR/><BR/>Bah. There's more to life than academic/professional slavery and offspring. 10 years from now, when all the overachievers are taking 4 different kinds of prescription anti-psychotics just to get through the day, you'll have the last laugh. ;)Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06333221047600488068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1147976827834476462006-05-18T11:27:00.000-07:002006-05-18T11:27:00.000-07:00Hey, at least you're not twirling on a brass pole ...Hey, at least you're not twirling on a brass pole wearing only a pair of catch-me-fuck-me pumps.<BR/><BR/>The glass is half <I>full</I>, damn it!<BR/><BR/>;o)Gadflyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03101913882165730041noreply@blogger.com