tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post115231823103855846..comments2023-11-08T00:48:41.657-08:00Comments on Anonymous Midwest Girl: Uneventful? I Spoke (Well, Wrote) Too Soon!Larahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14724675337980390322noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1154030699558913472006-07-27T13:04:00.000-07:002006-07-27T13:04:00.000-07:00The poor thing. It was so cute. Are you going to p...The poor thing. It was so cute. Are you going to perform a surgical, head reattachment?Wide Lawnshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00709122293174246759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1153099205705969482006-07-16T18:20:00.000-07:002006-07-16T18:20:00.000-07:00That's easily the most adorable decapitation I've ...That's easily the most adorable decapitation I've ever seen.mysterygirl!https://www.blogger.com/profile/01708758561975520042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1153077408544238322006-07-16T12:16:00.000-07:002006-07-16T12:16:00.000-07:00You just can't be mad at that face.You just can't be mad at that face.Rooniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15112326372608184666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1153077195878329922006-07-16T12:13:00.000-07:002006-07-16T12:13:00.000-07:00I brought my newborn home in the cutest red velour...I brought my newborn home in the cutest red velour sleeper with the appropriate snowman on it to commemorate a December birth. As she lay on her tummy sleeping next to me, I glanced at the label which read, "Not intended for sleepwear. Do not let baby sleep in this." And even though it was in the "newborn" size and even though newborns sleep 90% of the time, I slapped my baby awake for fear the label police would come find me. And no, I never remove the label from the mattress.Redhead Editorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09907942868076057373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1152846980735233832006-07-13T20:16:00.000-07:002006-07-13T20:16:00.000-07:00Riley is so freakin' cute. I miss having a dog. Oh...Riley is so freakin' cute. I miss having a dog. Oh, but I don't miss cleaning up the 'accidents'.Sexy Lexihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09100301570729882232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1152715783429682932006-07-12T07:49:00.000-07:002006-07-12T07:49:00.000-07:00When I was in my 20s, someone gave me a cute li'l ...When I was in my 20s, someone gave me a cute li'l brown teddy bear. I put a double-edged knife through its chest and then stuck the knife in the wall, making the executed teddy bear a decoration.<BR/><BR/>I SO fucking rocked in my 20s. What the hell happened to me?Gadflyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03101913882165730041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1152648619281677342006-07-11T13:10:00.000-07:002006-07-11T13:10:00.000-07:00Your dog is your new decoration. :) He's just show...Your dog is your new decoration. :) He's just showing the other decorations who's boss.Briannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15403873572817540490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1152580615319334512006-07-10T18:16:00.000-07:002006-07-10T18:16:00.000-07:00I think decapitating the bear was the perfect deco...I think decapitating the bear was the perfect decorating accent!David Stehlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13043706128413626184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1152556005954470872006-07-10T11:26:00.000-07:002006-07-10T11:26:00.000-07:00"grisly crime scene"??? i guess plush dog toys don..."grisly crime scene"??? i guess plush dog toys don't bleed as much as they used to =;-)minijonbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13310827608075981019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1152550832082499862006-07-10T10:00:00.000-07:002006-07-10T10:00:00.000-07:00this kind of reminds me of the horny dog from Clic...this kind of reminds me of the horny dog from Click.TYSENhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08464489106610616228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1152461975926002302006-07-09T09:19:00.000-07:002006-07-09T09:19:00.000-07:00Nikki use to destory her toys. We ended up getting...Nikki use to destory her toys. We ended up getting them from the dollar store. At least they weren't for decoration. lol.<BR/><BR/>I thing AM dog was framed as well. That toy was probably a double agent sent to spy on the family.Lyndahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17007930302730418293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1152458766338349932006-07-09T08:26:00.000-07:002006-07-09T08:26:00.000-07:00Dogs always mess up and allow themselves to be cap...Dogs always mess up and allow themselves to be captured...they never realize that no two pawprints are the same.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1152449440908193842006-07-09T05:50:00.000-07:002006-07-09T05:50:00.000-07:00Okay...just for future reference after buying the ...Okay...just for future reference after buying the next plush-woobie-dog-toy (that's clearly for decoration only)...upon giving it to the Woobie Addict you must say the following in your most thickest German accent possible:<BR/>"U-were mizzion, if zu shooze to axe-sept eeeet...is to zeek and deeeez-troy zeee Woobie! Zeeee Woobie is eeeevvvviiiiillll I say! Zeeee Woobie must die toonight!"<BR/>Keep in mind, those words have never been spoken in this household. Never. I swea...Boobless Brigade Masterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03392600330618048541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1152344115754296212006-07-08T00:35:00.000-07:002006-07-08T00:35:00.000-07:00The toy was just begging for trouble....The toy was just begging for trouble....Chixulubhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17327385516888422628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1152338042878012022006-07-07T22:54:00.000-07:002006-07-07T22:54:00.000-07:00I truly believe that your dog was framed...I'll ca...I truly believe that your dog was framed...I'll call the CSI team immediately.<BR/><BR/>:-)BUGGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14667156832730805482noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10155578.post-1152337677817203782006-07-07T22:47:00.000-07:002006-07-07T22:47:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.BUGGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14667156832730805482noreply@blogger.com