Friday, May 27, 2005

Things About Me You Don't Care About.

I got tagged, so since nothing interesting is going on today, I decided to play. I did modify it a bit and take out some of the categories because, let's face it, I didn't think they were interesting.

Three parts of my heritage:
1. Lebanese
2. German
3. Irish, Dutch, English, and a bunch of other Western European countries. Some of my relatives were Pennsylvania Dutch, which is a form of Amish-ism and THANK GOD we got away from that. I LOVE YOU COMPUTER AND ELECTRICITY AND ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD.

Three things that scare me:
1. Driving down country roads with no streetlights in the middle of the night, because WHO KNOWS WHAT THE HELL IS OUT THERE?? I'm always nervous about what my headlights will reveal - like a guy just standing in the middle of the road or something.
2. Ryan Seacrest.
3. Not fulfilling my childhood goals, like I totally regret never getting to play The Grand Prize Game on the Bozo the Clown Show.

Two truths and a lie:
1. I have an outie belly button.
2. I am left-handed.
3. I am the secret love-child of two well-known celebrities whose names I cannot mention without violating our agreement and therefore forfeiting the $1.2 million* I get a year in hush money.

Three things I can't do without:
1. Sleep.
2. Diet Mountain Dew.
3. My family and friends. (I had to put something not shallow on here somewhere.)

Three places I want to go on vacation:
1. Ireland.
2. Australia.
3. Whore Island.

Three things I can't do:
1. Whistle.
2. Stop procrastinating.
3. Get into "Everybody Loves Raymond."

Three things I want to do before I die:
1. Give the Olson twins a sandwich and some style advice.

2. Become a millionaire.
3. Eat an entire order of 12 Blazin' wings from Buffalo Wild Wings in 6 minutes or less to get my name on the Blazin' Wall. Also finish Old Chicago's Beer tour to get my name on THAT wall as well.

Three childhood celebrity crushes:
1. Jonathan Brandis. (I had a poster of him from SeaQuest DSV hanging on the ceiling above my bed. Did you know that he's dead?)

2. Simon Rex.
3. Leonardo diCaprio.

* Which I know sounds like a lot but is only $846,302 after taxes.


Rob said...

Is it me, or does Bozo look like one of those adult blow-up dolls? Is there a niche market out there I'm unaware of?

Rob said...

I just saw the Old Chicago reference. I AM on the Hall of Foam. By the front window as you enter the pool table room. Way to strive to be the best!

lindsey said...

yeah jonathan brandis killed himself! :(

Steph said...

I'm with you on the Ryan Seacrest thing. He's like a walking charicature.

asiaisbored said...

Okay lets see here
1) electricity = awesome 2) I can't get into Everybody Loves Raymond either... (thought you should know...) 3) Ryan Seacrest is like one of those tacky claymation guys. Think about it :P :)
Oh and Jon Stewart is awesome, you are awesome, and country roads are *scary*
yeah so bye...

Chris F. said...

I swear to god, I am so in love with your cute ways! Marry me.

(BTW, before you get freaked out that I'm some freaky stalker, I was referred to your Blog by my friend, Mike, who's Blog references yours).

Ps- You are utterly adorable and I could bask in the warmth of that smile of yours for an eternity.

Jessica B. said...

I was also completely in love with Jonathan Brandis and only watched Seaquest DSV for him. I actually shed a tear when I heard that he had killed himself. If only he had called me like I had asked in my 249 fan letters!

adrock2xander said...

Damn im in Melbourne, Australia...i tell ya...there's nothin here that you cant and havnt seen in USA...and Europe > Australia hands fuckin down...

Save ya American dollars and go somewhere New Zealand! Beautiful is an understatement...

DarthImmortal said...

I don't think Ryan Seacrest is even a real person. He is just some horrible 3D rendering mistake. Homer Simpson should kick his ass!

conversation with myself said...

John Wooden? Yes. It was Corretta Scott King who said: "John Wooden is a beacon in a world of flashlights. She was talking about character. But, considering your mindset, what would you know about character? Using "awesome" and "totally hot" suggest a shallow, mental cripple who use such to feel like they belong. You are stupid. So get used to it. In closing, please accept the fact that you are not physically attractive. You have a horse face and your hair is lank. e-mail me if you need further advice before you ruin your pathetic life.

Brianne said...

I had Jonathan Brandis "wallpaper" as well. It's so sad that he killed himself.

Anonymous said...

I didn't even know Jonathan Brandis was dead until now :((
I was in love with him as well... yeah, of course it was love!