Wednesday, June 29, 2005

At Least It Wasn't a Finger.

You want to know what's kind of gross?

You know when you get a meal at a fast food restaurant and some of the fries spill to the bottom of the bag?

So you scoop up the fries and start eating them?

And then you realize that they have a really weird texture and dang, there's A LOT of salt on them?

And then you figure out that you are actually retarded and, along with the fries, you are eating the salt packet that they gave you?

23 comments:

Robert said...

I had a friend once that put the wadded up paper from a straw in my popcorn and then watched me wolf it down without missing a beat. At least you figured something was wrong.

x said...

My grossest was chicken wings from KFC. Half way through I realized there were still feathers on them. I guess that's not that uncommon but ewwwwwwww...

Now that I think about it though, I really like the skin so what's the big deal about the feathers? hmmm...

S.Klassen said...

A friend of mine got a Big Mac through the drive thru, and when he went to take his second bite he noticed a band-aid inside. He was sooo grossed out he's never went back.

Josh said...

So, your wife's gained weight since you got married? You say she's fat because she's addicted to McDonald's? Now there's something you can do about it, just slip a band-aid in her next Quarter Pounder and sit back while the pounds roll away.

TYSEN said...

The worst I got in a sandwich was a hair, but is think, dark, and krinkly... I am pretty sure it was a pube... makes you wonder how it got there...

Tony said...

as long as you didn't eat the paper wrapper the salt was in...i'm sure you'll be fine...

Pop's Kid said...

That's hilarious. Soooo not where I thought that story was going.

Oh and those tourist picks in the previous post...PRICELESS

PK

Captain Bee said...

Smooth. Smooth as silk.

Charlie Mc said...

i am not a fast food lover, after these stories, i may never go again!

NCTRNL said...

You gotta watch some of that fast food stuff. First look at who works at those places...that should be enough for you...

Tomas said...

just checking out the other blog war judges......... yr a hoot darlin'

Nic said...

Thank you, AMG. After reading this post and the comments that accompany it, I had an apple for dinner. I think it is going to be awhile before I have take-out again. So, thank you for the five pounds I am sure I am going to lose between now and when the memory of this post fades...

Chris F. said...

AMG, I can't say I've ever done that. I guess that makes me better than you. Ha...Ha!

SparkyDiva said...

LOL...i just read this to a friend of mine, and apparently that's happened to more than one person!
~b

jevanking™ said...

Funny.

SirTalksALot said...

That hilarious, I've eaten a pepper packet before from Wendy's "bottom of the bag fries" Since then I always turn the lights on in my car before munching down.

LocuTus of Borg said...

All of that is just NASTY!! AMG at least it WAS NOT a finger hahaha. Sounds like you are not alone either ;)

TheSugarV said...

Hehehe that was funny. I would do something like that.

kate said...

That's why I pretty much stopped eating fast food last year. Once in a while I'll get a small fries from McDonald's just to satisfy the cravings.

Dave Morris said...

When I was a kid on the school bus, I accidentally put one of those foil covered chocolate footballs in my mouth (forgetting to unwrap it) and started chewing.

You never want to chew on aluminum foil. Ever.

But since the other kids were watching, there was no way I could spit the football out, admitting what a bone-headed thing I had done.

So I swallowed.

Fred said...

I worked at Burger King for 14 years. I could do a great post, but they'd proably sue me.

Funny story, though.

Mars said...

Honestly, I haven't had fast food in a while, and now because of this post I am craving some fries... so, off I go to the golden arches.

Niccio Dartsmouth said...

back when mc d's still had those salad shakers, i bought one with some kinda larva (worms) in it, when i took it back, the manager faiented!