You want to know what's kind of gross?
You know when you get a meal at a fast food restaurant and some of the fries spill to the bottom of the bag?
So you scoop up the fries and start eating them?
And then you realize that they have a really weird texture and dang, there's A LOT of salt on them?
And then you figure out that you are actually retarded and, along with the fries, you are eating the salt packet that they gave you?
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
At Least It Wasn't a Finger.
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I had a friend once that put the wadded up paper from a straw in my popcorn and then watched me wolf it down without missing a beat. At least you figured something was wrong.
A friend of mine got a Big Mac through the drive thru, and when he went to take his second bite he noticed a band-aid inside. He was sooo grossed out he's never went back.
So, your wife's gained weight since you got married? You say she's fat because she's addicted to McDonald's? Now there's something you can do about it, just slip a band-aid in her next Quarter Pounder and sit back while the pounds roll away.
The worst I got in a sandwich was a hair, but is think, dark, and krinkly... I am pretty sure it was a pube... makes you wonder how it got there...
as long as you didn't eat the paper wrapper the salt was in...i'm sure you'll be fine...
Smooth. Smooth as silk.
i am not a fast food lover, after these stories, i may never go again!
You gotta watch some of that fast food stuff. First look at who works at those places...that should be enough for you...
AMG, I can't say I've ever done that. I guess that makes me better than you. Ha...Ha!
LOL...i just read this to a friend of mine, and apparently that's happened to more than one person!
~b
That hilarious, I've eaten a pepper packet before from Wendy's "bottom of the bag fries" Since then I always turn the lights on in my car before munching down.
Hehehe that was funny. I would do something like that.
That's why I pretty much stopped eating fast food last year. Once in a while I'll get a small fries from McDonald's just to satisfy the cravings.
When I was a kid on the school bus, I accidentally put one of those foil covered chocolate footballs in my mouth (forgetting to unwrap it) and started chewing.
You never want to chew on aluminum foil. Ever.
But since the other kids were watching, there was no way I could spit the football out, admitting what a bone-headed thing I had done.
So I swallowed.
I worked at Burger King for 14 years. I could do a great post, but they'd proably sue me.
Funny story, though.
Honestly, I haven't had fast food in a while, and now because of this post I am craving some fries... so, off I go to the golden arches.
back when mc d's still had those salad shakers, i bought one with some kinda larva (worms) in it, when i took it back, the manager faiented!
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