Friday, July 29, 2005

Do You Think He Had to Use Hedge Clippers?

In honour (so much honor, in fact, that I'm using the English spelling) of Scott C's departure from the midwest today, I present to you The Evolution and Eventual Downfall of Scott C's Hair: A Graphic Study.



Yes, he cut it all off last week. Something about "wanting to make a good impression" at his new rotation and "not wanting to look like a drugged-out hippie" and "wanting to get laid" (I think a good first step would be not wearing a sweater around your shoulders like in the middle picture). I told him he didn't wear nearly enough tie-dye to look like a hippie, but he went forward with the procedure anyway. The hair was out of control though, attacking and devouring anything in its path, including birds and small children. At night you could hear their cries of terror....but it's all over now. The world is safe once again.

26 comments:

JeN said...

Thats hysterical

Applewhite said...

I like a Fro

Robert said...

The fro makes you look like Al Frankin.

Storm said...

Man, I can't believe he got rid of the fro. It was so cool!

King Nate Unknown said...

Fro + White guy ='s just not quite right. Sorry.

Justice said...

That dude has some major hair.

Ruben said...

Weed wacker! Someone used a weed wacker on that man!

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

What a cruel joke our hair tends to play on us.

Walking Wounded said...

Damn, that dude needed a trim in a major way. I would have drunk him under the table one night and done him a favor if he was my buddy! Too bad the after shot isn't his full face with his new cut, but it is safe to say he has less of a novelty look to him.

Peace

The Muse said...

I'm loving the short hair. And the glasses.

Chixulub said...

You blew it, Scott. You coulda been a CONTENDER

I hope to be...

Anonymous said...

Wow. Feeling the love.

Thanks a pantload, AMG. :)
sc.

(really me, the PDA doesn't support java, or something.)

dub said...

you know, i actually started missing scotty the minute he cut his hair, it was as if he was half gone before he even left...

jamwall said...

al franken!!!!

Norton said...

Didn't he have any Samson-like side effects?

Zanderlilly said...

You are sooo funny. Have you ever left the load in the washer so long that it gets that really gross mildewy smell and you have to re-wash everything?

Great blog. Keep it up!

prima donna superstar said...

scotty, you're a sexy beast either way.

grrr...

echrai said...

I hope they found a good use for all that hair. You know, blankets for children in Africa or... uh... sock puppets?

Fred said...

He is an Al Franken look-alike. Scary.

midwest_hick said...

Well....let us know if he gets laid....a haircut may hinge on this....lol

LocuTus of Borg said...

Ouch Scott - bad fro dude and I bet those pictures were taken after he did his hair - imagine just waking up!! LOL

Dave Morris said...

Funny how we change ourselves over time. We get tired of the "old me" and say fuck it.

Nobody would ever look at my high school pictures and imagine it was me.

Here's to your new do, Scott!

Heather said...

My friend, Nic, asked me last night if he needed to get rid of his hair. He said that it's making him hot...but it's soooo cute...I love curly hair on a fella...

But, I think he'll look more like a grown up if he gets rid of it...

Bridget Unnel said...

How very "Queer Eye for the Blog Guy"!

Jeremiah said...

That hair looked awful. He'll probably do a lot better with it gone.

Pink Lemonade Diva said...

loved this.