Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Where's a Stork When You Need One?*

If it was possible to get knocked up through sheer willpower, I'd now be simultaneously carrying the babies of Barack Obama and Jon Stewart.


*I bet Amazon.com sells storks.

8 comments:

Katie said...

Those would be some smart kiddos

The Muse said...

It would be even more amazing if you were one of those dual-uteruses (dual-uteri?) chicks like that episode of Grey's Anatomy...

scott c said...

That would be the ugliest baby ever.

I mean...

Except for the parts that your DNA encoded for.

*phew* Good save, me.

Braindead Betty said...

That would be some interesting looking twins. Like these.

Sheena Beaston said...

dudette, the Aqua Teen Hugner Force movie is pure hilarity.

the first 3 minutes had the theater rolling with laughter and cheering at the screen

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Women everywhere feel the same way about me. So it is a good thing I was neutered.

5 of 9er said...

Does this count?

http://www.amazon.com/Gund-Its-A-Boy-Birdy/dp/B000BK8O66/ref=sr_1_5/104-6456921-3228746?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1176915158&sr=8-5

NamesAreHardToPick said...

Well if they got your looks and their brains, those nerds would get laid all the time.