Monday, August 15, 2005

My Eyes, They Are Burning

Never mind Tara's drunken antics...

Never mind Tara's inflated, horrible boob job...

Never mind Tara's idiotic interviews...

Never mind Tara's cellulite-infested ass...

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER STOMACH??


(Click to view full-sized versions - if you can handle it.)

39 comments:

kate said...

Wow. It looks like a botched lipo job. LOL.

kari said...

Hoohoo..first.

I believe it could be a six-pack implant gone awry!

kari said...

Damn...okay...second.

Cass said...

That is further proof that money can't always buy beauty. It sure as hell can't buy class! She's yucky!

JeN said...

Thank you for that post. It good to know other people despise her as well

Gordy said...

I think she is cute if maybe a little skinny, she works out.

If it was me in the middle of that picture between her and her buddy, I wouldn't be complaining.

Maybe you are experiencing this phenomenon :-)

Me said...

It looks like her muscles got all shook up after a drunken night of fun. They haven't settled back in yet.

Ewww.

Kevin said...

What a skank she is. My best friend won a date with her...but luckily it never happened!

Wez said...

She has some major problems...

kristine said...

yeah, that's kinda odd. it's like she has the midsection of a body builder-type and the legs & arms of Judy from accounting.

exile said...

a couple 1000 sit ups, some corrective surgery...

yeah, she's have sex with me then

Nytro said...

That's just wrong. But it proves that there's even a place for white-trash in Hollywood.

Chark Hammis said...

Hey! Booze is expensive and those direct-to-video thrillers aren't working out well enough to pay for more than the bargain bin plastic surgeons located in suite # 4A behind the China King Buffet restaraunt.

Storm said...

That's just bad.

Derek said...

She has aliens in her stomach dying to get out

Walking Wounded said...

Yeah, it ain't from working out. It is from pickling herself with booze! Too bad because she was rather cute before the "life" swallowed her up a bit.

Peace

Truble said...

Booze + weight GAIN does this to a person who wants to stay thin....

mysterygirl! said...

What sucks is that if you look at old pictures of her, she was very pretty. She didn't need to get huge fake boobs and tummy lipo and to bleach her hair to within an inch of its life and whatever else. She's ruining her own looks. Poor thing.

Fred said...

Yeah, it's ugly, but what guy would turn her down?

The Other Half said...

that just makes me want to vomit!!

Me said...

ooooppppsssss....

S.Klassen said...

What the hell happened there? Looks like her abs are silly putty, and someone just beat her up.

PINKSandROSES said...

why the heck is she so gross? there is nothing about her that is cute. and what really make me mad is that i have that bathing suit in pink. she makes it look horrible!

BeckEye said...

All the crunches in the world won't take away years of beer bongs and tequila shots.

Ruben said...

Not sure what to say here. I think I'm down with the alien about to hatch theory!

Supermans Foot said...

what stomach where?

LocuTus of Borg said...

It is exactly a botched liposuction procedure. Anyone ever seen episodes on Discovery channel about those things - that is sometimes what happens. It is the scar tissue underneath that causes all the ripples, bumps, and unevenness. It will probably not go away either. Don't mess with Mother Nature.

Jess said...

I think she realized the coke diet wasn't 'so hot' anymore so she figured "eh what the hell, I don't have a hobby! Maybe I'll try pilates or hire a personal trainer with the money I usually spend on coke bc god knows I'm not making anymore doing movies" And unfortunatley, with the few funds she had left, the only trainer she could hire was someone who truly believed that a few situps with the exercise ball could fix the mess of body she's coke'd her way into. For christ sakes, take her beer away and give her a V8.

(Remember the first american pie-she was so cute!)

Warped Bryce said...

I think she's sexy. In fact I used to date her, no kidding. That stomach is flatter and cuter then even mine.

Night Flier said...

Tara is just Nasty with a capital "N"! Ewwwwwww.....

JordanBaker said...

I'm so afraid of her--has anyone ever gone from America's Sweetheart to Scary Drunk Trash quite so quickly?

Anonymous said...

I have wondered the same fucking thing. I don't even have a GUESS as to what could be the cause.

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The G-man said...

Tara who?

Who is this Tara and why must I gaze upon her in this most sacred and holy of happy places in the blogosphere?

And why for God's sake isn't she wearing a one-piece?

Rich Dunbeck said...

Her stomach? Did anyone notice her knees are the shape of Osama Bin Laden's head? That's a little more worrisome than stomach flab.

LocuTus of Borg said...

MAN ROFL!!!

Warped Bryce said...

I still don't get the allure.

Maugham Malraux said...

Thats mess up

DIAMONDKT said...

You think that is gross? Wait until you see my post tomorrow! (8-18-05)

Disgruntled said...

lipo gone bad.