Friday, September 23, 2005

Awkward Lyrics to Have Coming Out of Your MP3 Player When Your Boss Walks into Your Office

Awkward:
"There is no fucking you, there is only me/There is no fucking you, there is only me..."
(Only Me by N.I.N.)

Only Slightly Less Awkward:
"My loneliness is killing me/I must confess I still believe/When I’m not with you I lose my mind/Give me a sign/Hit me baby one more time..."
(...Baby One More Time by Britney freaking Spears)

14 comments:

Captain Bee said...

What about some Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue...bet that'd be better.

Chixulub said...

Try on some Richard Cheese. The same vulgarity, delivered Wayne Newton style, which makes it seem the more outrageous.

'Waiter, can I get a vodka martini with a twist of Sublime?' He then, of course, launches into an all-too enunciated version of that band's song about a prostitot.

The Brunette said...

My boss has learned to spend as little time as possible in my office, as he can't stand 95% of the music coming out of my Yahoo Launchcast ;-)

Chixulub said...

The bomb would be to have the Dead Kennedys going, I think it's the Frankenchrist album, but it could be Plastic Surgery Disasters or Bedtime for Democracy, the song about how you punch the clock because you're afraid to punch your boss.

sue said...

May I suggest...earphones?

Ruben said...

combine the lyrics!!!! fuck me baby one more time!!!! ok...maybe i should lay off the pain meds for a while :-)

Anonymous Midwest Girl said...

Sue, I don't wear headphones because I'm in my own office with four walls and a closed door. Plus, I need to be able to hear when people come in and when the phone rings, which is often.

Sangroncito said...

See ya in about a week from brazil..still in transit but making a stop to say hi....I'll be back as a regular soon! Abra├žo, sangroncito

Anonymous said...

Huh.
Whenever my boss walks into my office, he just says "What's that noise? Yeah. Turn it off. Yeah."

He really does say "Yeah" after every sentence.
He really does tell me to turn it off.

Why is everything so haaaarrrrdd?

*

LocuTus of Borg said...

Ouch ... did he make any comment? Some people at another job bitched and complained about the music in my four wall office. Not because of lyrics, just cuz I could listen to music and they couldn't. Well then fucking quit and find a job somewhere else!

DIAMONDKT said...

Personally, I would find anyone hearing me play Britney Spear's music to be more embarrassing than NIN. Then again, you would never catch my playing her tunes so I don't have to worry.

trish said...

Try "Do you think im a whore" by Kittie...or "Rape me" by Nirvana. I should start listening to celine dion or something instead

stretch td said...

Someone in this world has both the bubblegum pop of Brittany and the spine tingling techno-trash of Trent's NIN on the same MP3 player.

I'm astonished.

Spirit of Albion said...

You should play some Kings of Leon around the office. They're excellent! It's all about the Followill's...