Awkward:
"There is no fucking you, there is only me/There is no fucking you, there is only me..."
(Only Me by N.I.N.)
Only Slightly Less Awkward:
"My loneliness is killing me/I must confess I still believe/When I’m not with you I lose my mind/Give me a sign/Hit me baby one more time..."
(...Baby One More Time by Britney freaking Spears)
Friday, September 23, 2005
Awkward Lyrics to Have Coming Out of Your MP3 Player When Your Boss Walks into Your Office
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What about some Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue...bet that'd be better.
Try on some Richard Cheese. The same vulgarity, delivered Wayne Newton style, which makes it seem the more outrageous.
'Waiter, can I get a vodka martini with a twist of Sublime?' He then, of course, launches into an all-too enunciated version of that band's song about a prostitot.
The bomb would be to have the Dead Kennedys going, I think it's the Frankenchrist album, but it could be Plastic Surgery Disasters or Bedtime for Democracy, the song about how you punch the clock because you're afraid to punch your boss.
May I suggest...earphones?
combine the lyrics!!!! fuck me baby one more time!!!! ok...maybe i should lay off the pain meds for a while :-)
Sue, I don't wear headphones because I'm in my own office with four walls and a closed door. Plus, I need to be able to hear when people come in and when the phone rings, which is often.
Huh.
Whenever my boss walks into my office, he just says "What's that noise? Yeah. Turn it off. Yeah."
He really does say "Yeah" after every sentence.
He really does tell me to turn it off.
Why is everything so haaaarrrrdd?
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Personally, I would find anyone hearing me play Britney Spear's music to be more embarrassing than NIN. Then again, you would never catch my playing her tunes so I don't have to worry.
Try "Do you think im a whore" by Kittie...or "Rape me" by Nirvana. I should start listening to celine dion or something instead
You should play some Kings of Leon around the office. They're excellent! It's all about the Followill's...
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