There are few things in life more vomit-inducing than watching someone else throw up. Especially when that someone else is a fat older lady participating in a hot dog eating contest at your company's fall picnic who chokes on the second hot dog, dry heaves a couple times, and spews all over the table.
Just a little public service announcement. Enjoy the visual and your next meal.
Thursday, September 22, 2005
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where most people would find this disgusting .. i find it just funny. The picture you've painted with that one paragraph had me howling out loud - to the chagrin of some of my co-workers.
Next Chapter: Bathroom Marathon Runs after the Company Chilli Eating Contest..
She sounds sexy!
Man, I was munching on M&M's when I read this....unfortunately nothing can gross me out of eating chocolate. Diet, my ass!!!
At least it didn't cause a complete and utter barf-o-rama.
Hey Lardass: chow down, wide load!
What's worse are those eating contests on TV. Several weeks ago, I saw one, well, actually the TV was behind me and the other people at the bar kept looking up and telling me how gross it was and I looked back and saw that it was. Umm . . . I think I should back out of this comment right now before I mention how some contestants were spitting their half-chewed food into the giant, clear glasses of water they had to help them wash the food down and mention instead how I had a wonderful Irish Car Bomb that evening. So intoxicating, so delicious.
wow....glad i read that AFTER lunch!!!!
Serves her right, silly cow.
I hope she was made to clean her OWN mess up.
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Funny stuff! Well, maybe not the hotdog...but um...other stuff, really funny!
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. But I'm okay now.
I love hot dogs. Guilty pleasure, being a heart attack survivor.
But a contest to see who can hyperconsume the most? It shouldn't take vomit to render that disgusting.
One one or two with mayo, mustard, and Tabasco...hmmmm.
She only made it to the second hot dog? She had not business being in that contest, if she could only make it to the second hot dog. Ten, twelve hot dogs, you want to puke, fine. But two?
How does one go back to work after you've shown co-workers your bile juice?
haaaaaaaaaaaa!!! ew I can picture it now
Wow... the things we people miss out on! Now I'm glad I didn't get to see that, for I would have busted a gut laughing, and your co-workers probably would've frowned on me for being such an ass.
Did ya get pictures?
I wish I could say thanks for sharing...that's just not right...not right at all.
EEEEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Thts worse thn seeing fat, hairy, wrinkly, sunburnt ninety year old men at the beach in tiny speedos!
Wait a minute, I take tht back. Nothing is worse than old, fat, hairy guys in tiny speedos.
Ew! Plus It sounds like torture to have a hot dog eating contest at what should be a "fun" company picnic... who does that?
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