Thursday, September 22, 2005

The World's Most Effective Diet

There are few things in life more vomit-inducing than watching someone else throw up. Especially when that someone else is a fat older lady participating in a hot dog eating contest at your company's fall picnic who chokes on the second hot dog, dry heaves a couple times, and spews all over the table.

Just a little public service announcement. Enjoy the visual and your next meal.

25 comments:

victoria said...

wow, thats one of those things so disgusting when youre done reading, you wish you hadnt read it, then get kinda pissed because theres nothing you can do about it, and how the hell was i supposed to know it'd be so gross BEFORE i read it??? hahah.

AlRo said...

where most people would find this disgusting .. i find it just funny. The picture you've painted with that one paragraph had me howling out loud - to the chagrin of some of my co-workers.

Next Chapter: Bathroom Marathon Runs after the Company Chilli Eating Contest..

t.k.smith said...

Well thanks. I just worked out and was eating my morning chicken when I read that. Now, I lost my appetite and my triceps are pissed off at me for not feeding their soreness.

And I blame you AMG! ;)

DIAMONDKT said...

She sounds sexy!

Jennifer said...

Man, I was munching on M&M's when I read this....unfortunately nothing can gross me out of eating chocolate. Diet, my ass!!!

mwp said...

At least it didn't cause a complete and utter barf-o-rama.

Hey Lardass: chow down, wide load!

drobby said...

What's worse are those eating contests on TV. Several weeks ago, I saw one, well, actually the TV was behind me and the other people at the bar kept looking up and telling me how gross it was and I looked back and saw that it was. Umm . . . I think I should back out of this comment right now before I mention how some contestants were spitting their half-chewed food into the giant, clear glasses of water they had to help them wash the food down and mention instead how I had a wonderful Irish Car Bomb that evening. So intoxicating, so delicious.

stretch td said...

Thank you for sharing. I was wondering what you do for fun in the midwest. Now I know ... and will be staying right here. ;)

Ruben said...

wow....glad i read that AFTER lunch!!!!

Spexial said...

jesus on a bicycle...that visual was gross!

bigfootcookie said...

Serves her right, silly cow.

I hope she was made to clean her OWN mess up.

sue said...

Hi~~ Just found your site. How? I really don't know. But anyway, I like it! I'm just starting to read the archives and think you're great! Do you mind if I link to you?

Funny stuff! Well, maybe not the hotdog...but um...other stuff, really funny!

Robert said...

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. But I'm okay now.

The Brunette said...

I just lost my dinner...from last night!

Thanks for the diet tips ;-)

Chixulub said...

I love hot dogs. Guilty pleasure, being a heart attack survivor.

But a contest to see who can hyperconsume the most? It shouldn't take vomit to render that disgusting.

One one or two with mayo, mustard, and Tabasco...hmmmm.

Scott said...

She only made it to the second hot dog? She had not business being in that contest, if she could only make it to the second hot dog. Ten, twelve hot dogs, you want to puke, fine. But two?

LocuTus of Borg said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwww

I have thrown up like 3 times in my life, 2 alcohol induced so nevermind those hehe.

I was sick with the measles when I was around 8 and had hot dogs for dinner. Threw up those dogs something fierce. Could not stand to eat hot dogs for months :\

Bridget Unnel said...

How does one go back to work after you've shown co-workers your bile juice?

Danielle said...

haaaaaaaaaaaa!!! ew I can picture it now

K2 said...

Wow... the things we people miss out on! Now I'm glad I didn't get to see that, for I would have busted a gut laughing, and your co-workers probably would've frowned on me for being such an ass.

Did ya get pictures?

FigEqualsGood said...

Only 2 hotdogs?!? What a wuss.

Dirk the Feeble said...

I think I will eat hot dogs for dinner this evening.

Then I'm gonna fuck a fat chick!

Clint said...

I wish I could say thanks for sharing...that's just not right...not right at all.

trish said...

EEEEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Thts worse thn seeing fat, hairy, wrinkly, sunburnt ninety year old men at the beach in tiny speedos!

Wait a minute, I take tht back. Nothing is worse than old, fat, hairy guys in tiny speedos.

mysterygirl! said...

Ew! Plus It sounds like torture to have a hot dog eating contest at what should be a "fun" company picnic... who does that?