Tuesday, September 06, 2005

A Little Helper Monkey Would Be Great Right Now.

So between trying to catch up on the 8.2 tons of work that piled up when I was in D.C. and trying to tear myself away from Katrina footage, I haven't had much time to compose the normally brilliant social commentaries you all have come to love and expect, for which I sincerely apologize (excuse my use of poetic license with the words "brilliant," "love," "expect," and "sincerely.").

That was, until I saw this.

Use number 2,976 for duct tape.


25 comments:

jamwall said...

that's nothing! my whole car outer body is made up of duct tape!

Sangroncito said...

Brilliant!

Justice said...

It's true...duct tape can be used to solve any problem. LOL

Thomas, the Retarded Monkey said...

How can I help?

mwp said...

Pray...for...MOJO.

kate said...

Hahahaha... that looks like my old car after I got into an accident. LOL. I had duct tape holding the whole front bumper on.

AlRo said...

I used to have a duct-tape wallet.. my sister has it now.

If it rips - add more tape.. can't go wrong.

PINKSandROSES said...

you know they have duct-tape watches by the same people that made duct-tape wallets...

Anonymous said...

I have to love the crazy angle of this photo.

AMG is driving along when she spots this new duct tape usage.

Her instincts kick in.
She dives for the glove compartment, the wheel spins frantically.
She pulls out the Sony DSC-P200, the car lurches crazily,
as Lil' Nazi is about to fly into oncoming traffic, AMG snaps off a shot, BANG!

Throws the camera into the back seat (Lovingly throws) and makes a grab for the wheel, her finger tips just grip and she pulls madly.

The car veers back into the right lane and the 28 tonne articulated truck zooms past, its horn blaring loudly.

Another disaster averted.
The shot taken.
Today's blog is in the bag.
AMG smiles.

*

Eve said...

He he he

Blonde said...

You would think that someone who is genius enough to think of such a creative way to keeo their car intact, would be able to channel that genius into greatness. Therefore being able to then afford a car that did't need taping ;).

I once met a guy that built his muffler out of beer cans.

CJM said...

Hey, duct-tape is advanced, most people would use string.

Walking Wounded said...

If you can't duct it, fuck it! LOL

Peace

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Gordy said...

Personally I prefer the number 1 use of duct tape..bondage!

x said...

Really, look at it. Two, nice clean lines. Simple, basic, elegant. Well done. I'd have them work on my car.

Chixulub said...

Not sure if I'm impressed or depressed that you risked your life to show that Americans can get more for $1.99 at a hardware store than some people earn in a week making their shoes...

The Everglades said...

This photo works just fine in lieu of a full post. Classic.

Blake

scott c said...

Can't really decide if the tape is holding the trunk down or the bumper up.

...must look away before my mind blows...

too late.
sc.

Neil said...

They really must want to keep that body in the trunk from getting out.

cmhl said...

whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk..



sorry, I was channeling the black-eyed peas for a minute. HAH!

K2 said...

Well, if the women don't find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy...

Avery said...

Well that's useful. Ghettofied

grody jo-dee said...

that is just sad...poor little car.

DIAMONDKT said...

Duct tape could also double nicely as a ghetto seatbelt. ;)