Friday, February 10, 2006

Conversation Overheard at My House Last Night

Magnum DI: Dude, I love my DVR. I love you for telling me to get one.
AMBF: Yeah, they're awesome.
Magnum DI: I love it so much, and I love you so much, I want to have gay sex with you right now. (pause) Not gay gay sex, but appreciative gay sex.
AMBF: There's a difference?
Magnum DI: Yes. With appreciative gay sex, I include the reach-around.



14 comments:

Jess said...

So then...did they? LOL

Wutzle said...

Imagine the conversation if AMBF would have bought a DVR for Magnum! Wow! ;) Wutzle is the new blog directory! Check it out!

Chris said...

Oh, that is awesome. I am so stealing that "with appreciative gay sex you get the reach-around" line.

scott c said...

Great post, if only for the fact that for once you wrote a post about gay sex that DIDN'T involve me.
sc.

(the post involve me, I mean, not the gay sex)

mwp said...

So I was pounding this guy in his ass, right, and I started to go in for the reach around until, quite abruptly, he slapped my hand away and said "what are you, gay?!"

K2 said...

Be afraid...

be very, very afraid.

Roonie said...

There's a homo in every man, aching to get out.

Chixulub said...

One time I was short money for the tab at a coffee house, and the money to tip the server chickie. I tried the 'appreciative sex' approach to settle both accounts and she scalded my testicles with espresso.

True story. And those steamer-wands aren't too easy on a guy's nipples, if you wanna know.

Karlos said...

Great. Now I feel like I'm missing out on something. My wife got our DVR.

Isn't there a list somewhere that shows "things that justify AGS?"

Walking Wounded said...

Screw a list there is prolly a whole book on the subject. But damned if i'll ever read it! But it is enlightenning that manly men can express the deepest meaningful levels of appreciation. ;)

Gadfly said...

I think the guys have been watching a bit too much "Bareback Mountain"

Another thing: Shouldn't the guy who did the nice thing for which there should be AGS -- shouldn't HE be the one GIVING the reach around? I'm just sayin'

I mean, you just don't say "Hey, you buy me a DVR and then I'll bone your leather Cheerio for you."

At least I wouldn't say that. I have a sense of honor and fair play.

I-66 said...

yeah.. but "bone your balloon knot" sounds so much better.

Evidently I am totally hot.

DIAMONDKT said...

That might be an overheard conversation that I would classify as being "too close for comfort", but still funny in it's own disturbing way.

Wolfgang Buckner said...

I banged some dude for a taco once. That's sorta the same thing, right?