Magnum DI: Dude, I love my DVR. I love you for telling me to get one.
AMBF: Yeah, they're awesome.
Magnum DI: I love it so much, and I love you so much, I want to have gay sex with you right now. (pause) Not gay gay sex, but appreciative gay sex.
AMBF: There's a difference?
Magnum DI: Yes. With appreciative gay sex, I include the reach-around.
Friday, February 10, 2006
Conversation Overheard at My House Last Night
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So then...did they? LOL
Imagine the conversation if AMBF would have bought a DVR for Magnum! Wow! ;) Wutzle is the new blog directory! Check it out!
Oh, that is awesome. I am so stealing that "with appreciative gay sex you get the reach-around" line.
Great post, if only for the fact that for once you wrote a post about gay sex that DIDN'T involve me.
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(the post involve me, I mean, not the gay sex)
So I was pounding this guy in his ass, right, and I started to go in for the reach around until, quite abruptly, he slapped my hand away and said "what are you, gay?!"
Be afraid...
be very, very afraid.
There's a homo in every man, aching to get out.
One time I was short money for the tab at a coffee house, and the money to tip the server chickie. I tried the 'appreciative sex' approach to settle both accounts and she scalded my testicles with espresso.
True story. And those steamer-wands aren't too easy on a guy's nipples, if you wanna know.
Great. Now I feel like I'm missing out on something. My wife got our DVR.
Isn't there a list somewhere that shows "things that justify AGS?"
Screw a list there is prolly a whole book on the subject. But damned if i'll ever read it! But it is enlightenning that manly men can express the deepest meaningful levels of appreciation. ;)
I think the guys have been watching a bit too much "Bareback Mountain"
Another thing: Shouldn't the guy who did the nice thing for which there should be AGS -- shouldn't HE be the one GIVING the reach around? I'm just sayin'
I mean, you just don't say "Hey, you buy me a DVR and then I'll bone your leather Cheerio for you."
At least I wouldn't say that. I have a sense of honor and fair play.
yeah.. but "bone your balloon knot" sounds so much better.
Evidently I am totally hot.
That might be an overheard conversation that I would classify as being "too close for comfort", but still funny in it's own disturbing way.
I banged some dude for a taco once. That's sorta the same thing, right?
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