Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Mortifying Family Moments, Number 203

(After AMBF* helped me carry something up the stairs at his mom's house.)

Me: Thanks, babe!
His mom: That was sweet...but why does she get help and not me?
His little sister: Duh, mom. He's sleeping with her!
Me: [..............]
His mom: [..............]
His little sister: Well, he is!


*That would be "Anonymous Midwest Boyfriend" for any newbies.

14 comments:

THE J Mo said...

Oh my...

Anonymous said...

Post more, please!

mysterygirl! said...

HA-ha! Awesome.

Shaun said...

Now that's funny!

Hanmee said...

oh wow...

How old is she?

Anonymous Midwest Girl said...

Hanmee, she's newly 16.

Ilanna said...

ahhh - that wonderful age when they are old enough to be "worldly" and young enough to want to continuously embarrass their older siblings. :)

more appropriately would have been "because he WANTS to sleep with her." Whether or not it has occurred previously. :)

QueSaraSara said...

Haaa! How mortifying. If your mom is anything like mine, I would've died on the spot.

Hanmee said...

I guess trying to look disgusted at the mere suggestion of pre-marital sex might have looked too fake huh?

You know...like saying "That's disgusting and inappropriate! First the ring, THEN the thing!" or something.

JoeBlogs said...

Funny.

Jenni said...

Ouch.

That would have made me want to crawl into the nearest corner and rock myself into some comfortable familiarity.

Ouch.

sue said...

Catching up... too funny!

...glad the eye surgery went well. However, it was a bit icky - especially all the drilling! omg.

5 of 9er said...

Aces!

Brianne said...

hahahahahahahaha :) thanks for making my Wednesday morning a little happier despite the sleep deprivation and impending day full of *shudder* work. :)