Saturday, February 19, 2005

I'm All Over It

I finally decided to figure out this whole picture-posting thing. I have joined the ranks of those with tiny pictures of themselves in their profile, which may actually defeat the whole "Anonymous" thing. And it may make my Federal Witness Protection Program officer a little ticked. But as long as no one clues in Big Jimmy "The Nose" Trivno, I should be good.

It's on now, bitch. Because now I can show funny pictures like this, taken at a local grocery store.



"So, kids, who's up for a little butt meat?"

16 comments:

Magnoy's Samsara said...

congrats for figuring out the picture thing - i still don't know how to link a picture to the profile...

Litany said...

Ha Ha Ha! Thats' great. Thanks for taking the time to post the pic. I'm with Magnoy, I have no idea how that works.

Hee Hee

Thom said...
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Thom said...

magnoy & litany - to post pics you should download a program which you can get for free at http://www.hello.com/

The file name is "hello651.exe" - after installing the program you can select a pic from your PC and then send it to a so-called Blogbot which sends it to your blogpage as an entry which you then can edit as a normal created blog entry to add more text or formatting if so desired.

I hope this helps..?! -Thom- :-)

Robert said...

Actually all you need is the internet address to the picture. It goes in the picture url of your profile. The address has to lead to a picture not a webpage.

For example, this url is to a picture file (art)  whereas this link is to the webpage (album page).   The first link would work because it is an address to the picture but the second one wouldn't because it contains other data on the webpage. If the url ends with .jpg, .gif, or .bmp, it will work. Usually your Internet Service Provider has space to load your personal webpages on.

LeRoy said...

I think what's even better is that the original low-low price of 99 cents per pound has been slashed to only 80 cents. They're practically giving their butt meat away! I bet you have another picture on your camera, one of you carrying out about 20 pounds of that butt meat, don't you? You know you can't pass us deals like that.

Andy's Gay said...

In response to your inquiry on my blog, The Ugly Andy Blog, he annoyed me with this stupid and obnoxious blog. Therefore, I hate him.

Cheers.

Scuba Steve said...

you look like a jessica... or maybe a cory... or brittany... i hate anonymity...

Nate said...

I don’t know who you are, where you live, or your age, but one thing is for sure, I think you’re beautiful. I love it when a beautiful face just pops up when I least expect it to.
I love the flair it in your blog, and upon my reading was disappointed to learn that you have a boyfriend. I hope you don’t think of me as a total weirdo, hell I guess I couldn’t blame you. I would just like to thank you for being so damn beautiful. I guess this kind of sounds shallow and all, judging you strictly on looks, but I feel that after reading some of your blog, that you have beauty that runs far beyond the face. I don’t understand why I have even posted this on your site that I just happened to stumble upon, but thank you for making my night that much better.

meleelee said...

Mmmmm.... Cook's Ham Butt. Doesn't that sound appetizing?!?!

Darling, you are HILARIOUS. Thanks for the comment. I love your blog! Will definitely be coming back for more reads. :)

The Tremulant Sings said...

No I can finally stop wasting my money on that cheap imitation canned butt meat I've been buying at the swap meet! Swap meat?

The Author said...

What a coincidence, I just had ham for lunch!

I posted a message before stating that Heather was the best looking blogger I've seen. Well, you certainly made me look like a fool now didn't you.

I was really worried that if you ever posted a pic that I'd be disappointed. Your witty commentary on life is written in such a way that I natually assumed you were hot.

I was right. :-)

Anonymous Midwest Girl said...

Jev - Nope, nope, and nope. But nice try. :)

Nate and Boutros - WOW. Thanks! You made me blush...everywhere.

The Author said...

Now there's a nice thought....

Is someone playing the national anthem?

exile said...

AMG, you're a cutie, but it look slike you're about to fall out of your picture. thanks for the picture of your butt meat.

pangolin said...

I'm a not-so-anonymous 30-something (OK, 34! And damn proud of it!) year-old female teacher in California. I've been reading this blog for about a month now, because I'm delighted to find somebody publishing witty, humourous, and intelligent blogola on the web. But I'm totally tripping that there's a face attached to the AMG tag, now.

Did you get that? TRIP! ING! Why? I don't know, but I seem to have been stuck on you being this amorphous bloggy blob out there in the middle of the country somewhere.

Aha! But how do we know that picture is really of you? HAH! I will sleep better tonight. Or not.