Hypothically speaking, how embarrassing would it be if your parents stumbled upon your blog on a day when your post included both the phrases "cock tease" and "hot monkey sex"?
Monday, May 09, 2005
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I think it would be more embarrasing if said parent said Honey this is mom and your dad thinks I am a big cock tease do you have any suggestions or Honey this is dad your mom and I have been having hot Monkey sex but our sex swing broke so now we can't do it anymore
Easy ways out:
1)-It's somebody else who looks like me.Awww c'mon Mom you know it can't be me.
2)-The guys at work,they forced me
to write that.
3)-It's a joke,Pa,I bet $50 with the guys you would say that.
4)-It's slang Ma!It means getting
interested.
My mom would say, "Oh, Fayyyyyyyyyyyyza," and my dad would sit me down and tell me I'm a bad Muslim.
I live in fear of it every day.
I believe my parents would very concerned about what "hot monkey sex" might be.
There would then be a long conversation during which they would be confused (dad slightly less so).
To conclude I would then have to draw them a diagram to explain everything.
Which they wouldn't understand but say they did.
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