The Best Title Ever.

I am the QUEEN of multi-tasking. For example, as I am writing this, I am also on a conference call, exercising my buttocks (squeeze, release, repeat), and contemplating the holes in Stephen Hawking's "A Brief History of Time."

I rarely do one thing at a time if I can at all help it. I surf the internet and watch TV at the same time. While running on the treadmill, I watch TV, read a magazine during commercial breaks, and listen to my MP3 player. I have a stack of magazines and books in the bathroom - why just sit there when you could also be looking at the latest Maxim spread?

If there are times when I have to limit myself to one thing, I feel like I'm wasting precious time. That 20 minutes in the tanning bed is 20 minutes when I could also be balancing my checkbook! That 15 minute drive to work is just long enough for a facial! That time spent in line at the DMV could have been spent checking my email!

I will try to sneak in anything I can under those circumstances. For instance, I will read an article in a magazine during red lights when I'm driving. I will make my grocery list while waiting in line. I take a nap while I'm tanning.

This must be because my superior intellect is far too advanced to tackle just one task at a time. Of course, it could also be that I have adult ADD and just get bored very easily. That's always a possibility, too.