So it's Monday and it's a big company barbeque and we have lots of bigwig corporate people in from out of town and WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME MY FLY WAS OPEN?
Monday, May 23, 2005
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7 comments:
Why do I have this feeling you're a commando kind of girl anyway?
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OMG...LOL...i simply have to laugh at ya misery...
I hope you were wearin a panty of some sort...
If you werent...i hope you were/werent shaved (dependin on ya preference)...
God how did you find out lol...
I guess they were enjoying the free show? Just how much of a show where they getting?
Recently, a well-dressed brunette took me aside at a company-wide meeting to ask if I knew this woman with tight shiny pants. I indicated that I didn't really. The brunette shook her head and sighed. She explained that the tight pants woman had ripped her pants, straight up the butt, but she didn't want to say anything because she didn't know her.
Imagine my dismay. I could be parading around with my fly open or a huge rent in my trousers and this woman would quietly go around and tell EVERYONE but me because she doesn't know me.
Needless to say, I informed the shiny pants woman who chuckled at herself, thanked me, and put her sweater around her waist.
If I had been there, I would have warned you about your zipper. All the while explaining that no, I really wasn't focusing on your crotch. I swear!
HA!!
Along Polly's lines - in high school a bunch of the mean kids used to de-pant Wally Schneider during co-ed play. He was a skinny little kid and his gym shorts were easy to pull down because he had no ass. Poor kid's jock strap was seen more often than his actual gym shorts, and the girls would all giggle because it looked like he had a pretty decent sized package. Not that I would know... that's just what I heard.
XYZ-examine your zipper;) anybody remember that!?
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