Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Season Two Begins...

Hey loyal readers! And anonymous hater!

I am back from my epic (to me) trip to Europe. Which, for those of you who were wondering, was why I had my good buddy Scott do some reposts (not because I'm "so arrogant that [I] think people want to read what [I] posted only a few months ago AGAIN and [I] am running out of shit to say."), and also why I haven't responded to any comments.

It. Was. Amazing.

Beautiful.

Huge.

Quaint.

Confusing.

Expensive.

Gorgeous.

Fascinating.

I took far, far too many pictures and bought far, far to many souviners for far, far too many people. I am sorting through the pics right now and getting rid of duplicates and blurry ones, but I hopefully will have an album up by tomorrow.

I did buy wine (two bottles), cheese (with truffles), olive oil (extra virgin), shoes (Italian Adidas knock-offs), and clothing (lots). I also may or may not have purchased a bottle of absinthe (if you are a] my parents, b] the federal government, or c] customs, then I most certainly did not).

I am now going to attempt to sleep in a stretched out position, since for the past twelve days I have been sleeping in twin beds, buses, planes, and trains. Needless to say, my 5'9" frame does not fit well into these spaces.

While I work on getting the album up, enjoy a picture of a big-breasted almost naked lady:

11 comments:

Wardo said...

Hey, AMG, nice picture. I didn't know how good looking you are. You should post photos more often!

-A

Anonymous said...

Glad you had a good time and that you're back. :)

scott c said...

If I had posed in the picture, I would have made sure the "Douche arrow" pointed at me.

That's comedy.
sc.

Anonymous said...

Welcome back Miss- I mean AMG.
I was out of town for while myself and came back to find re-posts. I was confused.
Now the light shines again.

God bless you.

*

Book Bums said...

Welcome back...can't wait to hear more about your trip...

Unknown said...

Awesome. Tell us what the green fairy has to say. Or not.

SirTalksALot said...

Sweet! You're back! Glad to hear you had a good time. Ooo, save me some of that (non) purchased Absinthe

King Nate Unknown said...

Welcome back!

So what does one call an Italian Adidas knock off? Adidasilvi?

Anonymous said...

Whadda ya mean "almost naked"? You're wearing a skirt and everything. This is really poor porn. I thought this interweb thing was supposed to be brimming with porn.



Live hard, die young, make a fuckable corpse

Derek said...

AMG has a phat ass you dont see that in the midwest wow

Roonie said...

That's a pretty cute picture. Oh what Europe will do to people's happiness levels!