Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Season Two Begins...

Hey loyal readers! And anonymous hater!

I am back from my epic (to me) trip to Europe. Which, for those of you who were wondering, was why I had my good buddy Scott do some reposts (not because I'm "so arrogant that [I] think people want to read what [I] posted only a few months ago AGAIN and [I] am running out of shit to say."), and also why I haven't responded to any comments.

It. Was. Amazing.

Beautiful.

Huge.

Quaint.

Confusing.

Expensive.

Gorgeous.

Fascinating.

I took far, far too many pictures and bought far, far to many souviners for far, far too many people. I am sorting through the pics right now and getting rid of duplicates and blurry ones, but I hopefully will have an album up by tomorrow.

I did buy wine (two bottles), cheese (with truffles), olive oil (extra virgin), shoes (Italian Adidas knock-offs), and clothing (lots). I also may or may not have purchased a bottle of absinthe (if you are a] my parents, b] the federal government, or c] customs, then I most certainly did not).

I am now going to attempt to sleep in a stretched out position, since for the past twelve days I have been sleeping in twin beds, buses, planes, and trains. Needless to say, my 5'9" frame does not fit well into these spaces.

While I work on getting the album up, enjoy a picture of a big-breasted almost naked lady:

18 comments:

Wardo said...

Hey, AMG, nice picture. I didn't know how good looking you are. You should post photos more often!

-A

kate said...

Glad you had a good time and that you're back. :)

scott c said...

If I had posed in the picture, I would have made sure the "Douche arrow" pointed at me.

That's comedy.
sc.

Anonymous said...

Welcome back Miss- I mean AMG.
I was out of town for while myself and came back to find re-posts. I was confused.
Now the light shines again.

God bless you.

*

runr53 said...

Who's the anonomous hater? I'll get my bat for you!

ZuphChic said...

Welcome back...can't wait to hear more about your trip...

drobby said...

Awesome. Tell us what the green fairy has to say. Or not.

Kitsune said...

Duuuuuuuuuude. I was all like, "She's totally back. Score!", but then I was all like, "But then Scott has to go back to his own blog." and I was like totally bummed. But then, I was all like, "But AMG is back. Sweet!" And that was totally awsome.

This series of revalations continued for a while until I figured it was time to stop being silly and go back to work. Sigh.

Welcome back!

Kitsune said...

PS: eternal love or bowstring?

SirTalksALot said...

Sweet! You're back! Glad to hear you had a good time. Ooo, save me some of that (non) purchased Absinthe

King Nate Unknown said...

Welcome back!

So what does one call an Italian Adidas knock off? Adidasilvi?

The Man said...

Whadda ya mean "almost naked"? You're wearing a skirt and everything. This is really poor porn. I thought this interweb thing was supposed to be brimming with porn.



Live hard, die young, make a fuckable corpse

Derek said...

AMG has a phat ass you dont see that in the midwest wow

Rob said...

I think you need to figure out (unless this is done for a purpose) how to post pics so you can click them and get the (hopefully) larger picture. I mean c'mon, that's a bit tempting aint it?

lindsey said...

yay you're back!! i missed you!

Nic said...

You look fabulous in this photo - happy and tan. (Aren't vacation photos just the best?) I look forward to reading about your European Exploits... You are one brave big sister to accompany that many high schoolers anywhere, let alone through other countries!

Sharron said...

What an adorable picture! Not sure how the anonymous part comes into play though ;). I love your blog and will definitely be back for more!

And I've learned that without that anonymous hater...you just arn't officially a blogger. LOL

Roonie said...

That's a pretty cute picture. Oh what Europe will do to people's happiness levels!