This is one movie I DON'T want to see Jack Black in. (Alternate joke: Why wasn't my school this cool?)
The title is good, the picture is good, but the poetic tagline is what really makes this.
Why does that elephant look so happy??
The original Fem-Bots.
My favorite. So that's where KFC got that from...!
You can't have a collection of porn posters without Debbie!
The cleverness of this one lies in the title.
I feel it too!
The tagline is the best part of this one.
Wow, if that's what marriage is all about - orgies in the dark - sign me up!
Artistically, the best, but in terms of junvenille humor...it says "Erector." Hehe.
Do what? What do the girls do? I don't get it...?
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I have been looking and looking and cannot find a tape of "Debbie Does Houston." Do you suppose it's out of print?
They just don't make 'em like they used to.
Check out those tag-lines.
Today's ones are so lame in comparison.
Can you imagine "War of the Worlds" with that phrase on the poster; "They could do anything people could. Only longer and better."
Now I'd go see that!
Them were the days...
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That's great stuff. You missed one of the best. Terry Southern (co-wrote the screenplay for 'Dr. Strangelove' and wrote such comic novels as 'The Magic Christian' and 'Flash and Filligree') did a spoof on Voltaire's 'Candide' called 'Candy.'
'Candy' was adapted badly for the screen in England, as was 'Magic Christian,' but years ago I saw a late 60s ro early 70s film that faithfully followed the book, made in America. As I recall, Southern got no credit but Voltaire did, so it was probably a nod to trying to gain the 'artistic merit' required by some of the quirky censorship laws of the time.
It's a great movie to show at a boozefest. Much lighter, funnier and more clever than, say, 'The Devil in Miss Jones' or 'Confessions of Sekka.' These were all titles in a friend's inheritance of his father's extensive stash of BetaMax porno.
The funniest porno title I ever saw was (I swear I am NOT making this up)
Indiana Joan And The Black Hole Of Mamoo.
I did not rent it. To this day I often wonder about the porno that got away..
"Sexually Handicapped by Order of the Courts."
Ah, sometimes art does imitate life.
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Nothing like a few good porn posters to get me revved up for the day.
Looks like that elephant wants to take his tusks to tuna town! I love old movie posters and these are really trippy. It is true that some of the old school porn is the best.
Peace.
"To him, every bed is a battlefield."
PRICE-LESS!
Man, that's awesome.
these posters are so bad, they're beautiful!
Once again AMG, you have me believing that you're my sister-from-another-mother
Ass Ventura, Crack DECETIVE?
Is "Decetive" an arcane sexual practice of which I know nothing?
Does it involve horse balls?
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I thought Edward Dildo-Hands or Under the Rainbow were funny titles.
AMG!!!! You went away to Europe so innocent, so.....INNOCENT; but you came back so.....NOT INNOCENT! Yeowza!
Or is it just mating season, again?
Noone but AMBF will ever know. Alas...
damn now thats some old stuff. debbie does dallas?!? didn't she die? lol. nice one AMG
During or after the movie was filmed?
Dallas is a big town.
Oh, I forgot to add -- Ha, ha! AMG spelled something wrong! :)
Okay, so I can't spell. But I'm cute and funny so it doesn't matter...right? Right? RIGHT?
ahhhhh... the clasics
great porno movie names (not that i've seen any of these films---i swear!!!):
1. "Glad-he-ate-her"
2. "Yank My Doodle, Its a Dandy"
3. "Forrest Hump"
4. "Good Will Humping"
5. "Sperms of Endearment"
Hey!!
You fixed the spelling!
That's cheating!
No fair.
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This is one of the coolest blog postings I have ever seen. Content nicely done.
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