Tuesday, July 19, 2005

A Little Rhizopus Nigricans, Anyone?

I just noticed that the roommate's loaf of French Bread is moldy.

I almost told him, but then decided it would be funnier to see how moldy it gets before he notices.

Or better yet, maybe he won't notice and he'll eat a piece.* I'll be the one silently laughing in the corner, while trying not to puke.



* That's not as mean as it sounds, don't worry. Really, I'm looking out for him. Bread mold is a species of Penicillium, so you know, if he has a headache or something, maybe this would be helpful.

20 comments:

MrCorey said...

First brusied bodies, and now mouldy bread! Nice. :-P

Disgruntled said...

mmmm...moldy bread...delicious.

Captain Bee said...

My roommate once got drunk and chowed down on...wait for it....mouldy jell-o from the back of the fridge for like, $5. I ain't just talking 'spots'...I'm talking 'hairy spots' mouldy.

The Everglades said...

I'm a guy. We don't notice mold until we taste it.

Blake

Sangroncito said...

If he eats it you're going to need to get a new roomate.

Anonymous said...

And I think now it's becoming clearer where the midnight bruises are coming from...

*

P.S. Is that mold on your thumb in the new profile pic?

Snaps on that new pic by the way, you are trés girly. Nice.

Me said...

Ewww. That's so gross. You would think anyone about to eat that would definitely notice. But I guess you never know.

SirTalksALot said...

OMG! Bad memories of my mom sticking her finger down my throat to make me puke up moldy bread that I'd eaten when I was 6. She seriously thought I was going to die, then Gma called and said "oh it will just cure his cold if he has one".

*~BendersGurl~* said...

yum yum lol

elsa said...

that is dissssssssgusting. :P
Blecch!

LocuTus of Borg said...

From a quick glance that does look like a dead person's arm eewwwwww >:P

kate said...

That's a loaf of bread? Wow. It looks like someone's amputeed thigh. LOL. Gross.

guest said...

Now you know why I can’t stand blue cheese. Mold is nasty shit!

Robert said...

My roommate found some bread that, in addition to mold, had some kind of liquid in there. I'm guessing straight pennecillin. Now that is gross!

The Muse said...

Um... ew? Though it would be kinda funny if he ate it. But only for a minute. Until he turned green. And then it would be funny again.


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Smallfat said...

oh wow.. today seems to be "gross out smallfat day" here in blogdom..

it's weird, though, cuz my roommates and i clean out our fridge about once a month, and discard item after moldy item... and dont even get me started on my boyfriend's kitchen: SO disgusting.

ryc, i totally know what you mean. i get emotional about the dumbest things. when the "supersize me" dude got sick and his girlfriend was begging him to quit his mcdonalds diet.. that's right, i was crying (sad, but true)

so, curious... how did you happen upon Confessions of a Moo?

~Smallfat

Walking Wounded said...

Penicillium extract for a headache? Now that is truly funny shit. I hope for his sake he has a mild case of the clap or something like that so the consumption of the mold would do him some good. LOL

Peace

scott said...

It is quite sad to see bread being wasted in such a fashion. Carbohydrates are an essential ingredient to the production of high quality human crude oil. Your roommate is bad for the economy!!!

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kari said...

Did he eat it yet? Did he huh???

Gadfly said...

That's actually an Aspergillus species and not a Penicillium type mold ... but sometimes I say shit that nobody wants to talk about.