Monday, July 25, 2005

Some Photographer Hates Scarlett Johansson a Lot.

I got the latest Entertainment Weekly in the mail last week, and just today actually looked at it. And...what the hell is wrong with Scarlett Johansson?



Scarlett is a pretty good looking chick and can definitely be hot at times, and lord knows the girl's got some fantastic boobage (which I could link to, but I'll let you Google that yourselves). But why does she look like the Real Doll version of herself here? Has she, perhaps, been taken over by aliens? Is she maybe on drugs? Was the real Scarlett busy the day of the photoshoot, so they used a wax stand-in from Madame Tussaud's? Or has she always been a robot and her handlers forgot to turn her on that day? Maybe that's why Ewan McGregor is holding her up in such a very awkward way here. Does anyone else see the subtle thrusting of his hips towards her?

I don't know what's going on here and it frightens me a bit.

26 comments:

Derek said...

OK that real doll reference is the funniest shit I've read all day because thats exactly what she looks like

And I think thats Ewan McGregor but hey it's your blog right .......

Anonymous Midwest Girl said...

Durrrr...thank, Derek, I fixed it.

Chixulub said...

I've noticed that Hollywood stars are looking more and more like the dolls my daughters play with. Like it wasn't bad enough to have girls competing in the starvation department and having veneers put on their teeth.

Now you have to get lip implants AND breast implants just to get a call back. Yeah, Audrey Tautou is fine, but how big are Angelina Jolie's lips going to get before the Collagen Bank closes her account?

freakyvirgin said...

i definitely noticed the thrust...i love him...especially in moulin rouge...he's fantastic

Derek said...

Hey I am about to be sporting a Team Jolie shirt here real soon she is smoking hot next to charlize theron she is probably the hottest woman in La

On a side note AMG it's ok you just had Jude Law on your mind what you were thinking about him is an entirely different story

Night Flier said...

For Real...she looks plastic or wax like! I saw the Island this past weekend and I personally say wait for the video if you even watch that!

Polly Prissy-Pants said...

It's because all magazine editors have become increasingly heavy-handed with the airbrush. They airbrush people that don't even need it. It can sometimes make people look worse - as in this case I am guessing.

Eddie said...

I would second that. Hello anonymous midwesterner.

PINKSandROSES said...

she's ot even looking at the camera which is making her look ever more dollish...

Storm said...

You're right, that doesn't even look like her. Maybe it's her stand-in or something.

Sean said...

and to think hollywood's job was to make people look better. Someone just lost a paycheck.

The Husband said...

scarlett is such a piece of ass. hard to believe she is 20. i heard josh hartnett is banging her. lucky bastard. she was amazing in lost in translation.

MrCorey said...

I'm thinking she has that, "Stop trying to grab my ass while we're on camera" look. We don't see where Ewan's left hand REALLY is...

The Other Half said...

Or maybe she's thinking...get your freakin pencil out of my sharpener...

Thomas said...

Don't hate her because she is drugged-out looking.

atoep said...

This is a lot of soft lights, a long lens, and Adobe Photoshop. I've actually met her once and she's one of the few that are really hot in person. Paris Hilton looks like a crack whore, as does Linsay Lohan.

Walking Wounded said...

Milk her eyes over and she'll look like one of the evil piss pots from "Children of the Damned."

Peace

Captain Bee said...

Scarlett is nasty.

There, I said it.

She's awful. I don't think she's hot. Not one bit.

Lulu said...

Um, ew. Could she look worse? Polly makes a really good point about the airbrushing.

She looks like a really ugly normal person having a bad hair day.

somekindofaddict said...

She's a far cry from the Scarlet of 'Ghost World' and Ewan definitly looks like he's one step away from asking her to nanny his children. lol.

Laci

Ron said...

I agree with Spackler. She looked really hot in 'Lost in Translation.' I'd make an army of babies with her.

Roselly said...

WOAH...OY! I actually liked "The Island". AND Scarlett does look kinda...wooden in the magazine. I woulda expected her to be all cozy and lovey-dovey with Ewan McGregor in the magazine shoot, ya know, after all it is supposed to promote the movie.

I like Ewan...alot, *sigh* I love the irish so much that it's ridiculous.

Anyway...Scarlett shoulda been more animated in that shoot, despite what the photographer did to her.

Jenzilla said...

Not only does Scarlett look off, but does anyone else think Ewan's head is a little big for his body in this one? I agree with all the ladies who love him, I'm in that catagory too.. perhaps it's just that his head is over the words, making it SEEM larger.. but I'm pretty sure they have screwed up their proportions in this one..

Walking Wounded said...

Actually, he's Scotish. In today's age it's harder to distinquish the Micks from the Macks (Scots) from the Limeys (Brits) from the Cousin Jacks (Cornish) from the Taffys (Welsh).

Normally, "Mc"Gregor would be a tell tale sign of a Mick and "Mac"Gregor would be a tell tale sign of a Scot. But with peops like Reba McIntyre pronouncing their name "Mack"Intyre can trip anyone up. Truth be told, when it all boils down the Welsh, Irish, Bitish and Scotish are really one in the same. Just don't state this out loud in a pub if you are in Wales, Scotland, Britain or Ireland. Bound to cause a ruckus! ;)

Peace

Shawn said...

I noticed the subtle thrusting too... but I couldn't get past his enourmous head (the one on his shoulders you pervs)... Why does he look a figure skater? Isn't this the guy who fought the dark side and shit?

Maybe she was caught thinking about how Tom Cruise tried to put the moves on her before Katie Holmes and she was about to puke... In that case, I think she did a remarkable job and looks pretty good considering.

JRae said...

I noticed how crappy she looked when I got this issue too!!

They both look bad actually. I think the photographer was going for a "clone-ish" look relating to the movie, but instead got the worst pose EVER.

Fire that photographer, EW!! :P