Monday, July 25, 2005

BRUISE UPDATE: Prettier and Prettier Every Day.

My bruise has evolved nicely into an interesting semi-circle shape.
Very nice. Very artistic.



Yeah, you abusive little gnomes, be afraid. Be very afraid. I'll kick your ass. That's my mean face right there. That way you know I'm serious.

If you have no idea what's going on, read the first part here.

34 comments:

Chixulub said...

Can I kiss your booboo?

Marie said...

Oww...it's huge. I just read your post on the gnomes theory. LOL

Thanks for stopping by my blog and for the nice compliment. :)

midwest_hick said...

Nasty looking bruise ya got there......At least tell us fell in a drunken stupor to achieve this....lol.....and thx for visiting my inane rants and raves....:)

Captain Bee said...

You really need to stop "falling down the stairs".

Domestic violence jokes kick ass.

Ali said...

I wouldn't doubt the gnome theory - there are a couple of towns in Norway and in Minnesota which have empirical evidence in regards to little gnomes existing.

Befuddled Sparrow said...

wow thats a nasty looking bruise, u should put some medicine on it...
i wouldnt doubt the gnomes theory either
happy blogging!

mlwhitt said...

Rough looking bruise to say the least.

Danielle said...

gurl that looks like it hurts..damn..it looks like its healing though

TSBAllStars3 said...

Good form on the mean mug. I am sure that will prevent any future gnomes attacks.

Also I like the way you wear that bruise as a badge of honor. Remember you survived a gnome attack. Be proud.

Robb said...

Make sure you post a picture of the gnome after you kick his ass. He'll be back and you look ready.

Heather said...

The mean face is the best!

Dean said...

The gnomes stole my underpants..... but, left no bruises.

D

Dave Morris said...

Gnomes have oft been responsible for my lost items, missed appointments and late child support checks... but I've never heard of the bruise thing. Hmmm.

Steph said...

that bruise is pretty bad! Whenever I wake up the next morning after a night on the town, there are always fun little surprises that await me all over my body. horrible I tell you!

Fred said...

Wow. Looks like you had a great fight with yourself in that last dream.

Joe said...

On the bright side, it's cheaper than a tattoo and it makes you look a lot tougher.

Storm said...

One word comes to mind: OUCH!

The Other Half said...

oh that's hot...women with bruises...beautiful...;-)

Tiffany said...

Hope you gave them hell at least..

King Nate Unknown said...

Looks like a moose bite. A moose once bit my sister....

Who knew the roaming gnome was into that kinky shit!

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Justice said...

I feel your pain. As I was getting out of the pool this weekend I stumped my toe. Not sure whether I broke it or just bruised the hell out of it, but either way it looks pretty bad right now.

jamwall said...

heh...heh!...you should see the OTHER GUY!!!

heh...heh

Van! said...

Everyone say's they want to kiss that boo boo! Honey.. I would make that puppy go away!

You see first, i would sit you back.. get you some ice cream? I don't want to assume anything...but I think some karmel sutra from Ben and Jerry's would do you right... then.... I would take an ice cube..cause it's hot out you know... run it from your navel to your lips...and back down again... making sure i follow with my tongue... then.... as you eat your karmel... I would make my way to your bruise... ice... tocuhing licking.. yummy!

Walking Wounded said...

Red meat, girl! Endulge yourself.

Peace

Applewhite said...

You've got a great bruise....and face.

lowk said...

Hard to focus on the bruise. You look pissed, Or was it that your shirt is opening?

Lord Chimmy said...

Is that the only place the gnome got you? I hear gnomes like to bite people in the ass sometimes...

jamwall said...

damn! everybody has taken all my lude commments and cheesy pickup lines!!! dammit you people!!! damn you!!

JJ said...

I know exactly where the bruise came from: raquetbal. I've had bruises exactly like that one. You've been playing gnome raquetball in your sleep. It's more common than people think.

Anonymous Midwest Girl said...

Van, I'll, uh, be right back. I have to take a cold shower real quick.

LocuTus of Borg said...

Can never go wrong with sex and ice cream ;) heehee

AMG love the "kick your ass" grimace :)

G-bomb said...

Thought you'd get a kick out of this post I just read: http://venessah.blogspot.com/2005/07/bruise-fairy.html

I knew there was someone to blame for those kinds of bruises!

Toad734 said...

"He beats me 'cause he loves me"