Monday, July 25, 2005

BRUISE UPDATE: Prettier and Prettier Every Day.

My bruise has evolved nicely into an interesting semi-circle shape.
Very nice. Very artistic.



Yeah, you abusive little gnomes, be afraid. Be very afraid. I'll kick your ass. That's my mean face right there. That way you know I'm serious.

If you have no idea what's going on, read the first part here.

25 comments:

Chixulub said...

Can I kiss your booboo?

Marie said...

Oww...it's huge. I just read your post on the gnomes theory. LOL

Thanks for stopping by my blog and for the nice compliment. :)

Anonymous said...

You really need to stop "falling down the stairs".

Domestic violence jokes kick ass.

Ali said...

I wouldn't doubt the gnome theory - there are a couple of towns in Norway and in Minnesota which have empirical evidence in regards to little gnomes existing.

Danielle said...

gurl that looks like it hurts..damn..it looks like its healing though

TSBAllStars3 said...

Good form on the mean mug. I am sure that will prevent any future gnomes attacks.

Also I like the way you wear that bruise as a badge of honor. Remember you survived a gnome attack. Be proud.

Robb said...

Make sure you post a picture of the gnome after you kick his ass. He'll be back and you look ready.

Heather said...

The mean face is the best!

Dave Morris said...

Gnomes have oft been responsible for my lost items, missed appointments and late child support checks... but I've never heard of the bruise thing. Hmmm.

Steph said...

that bruise is pretty bad! Whenever I wake up the next morning after a night on the town, there are always fun little surprises that await me all over my body. horrible I tell you!

Fred said...

Wow. Looks like you had a great fight with yourself in that last dream.

Joe said...

On the bright side, it's cheaper than a tattoo and it makes you look a lot tougher.

Just Me said...

oh that's hot...women with bruises...beautiful...;-)

King Nate Unknown said...

Looks like a moose bite. A moose once bit my sister....

Who knew the roaming gnome was into that kinky shit!

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jamwall said...

heh...heh!...you should see the OTHER GUY!!!

heh...heh

The Blogger Formally Known As Van! said...

Everyone say's they want to kiss that boo boo! Honey.. I would make that puppy go away!

You see first, i would sit you back.. get you some ice cream? I don't want to assume anything...but I think some karmel sutra from Ben and Jerry's would do you right... then.... I would take an ice cube..cause it's hot out you know... run it from your navel to your lips...and back down again... making sure i follow with my tongue... then.... as you eat your karmel... I would make my way to your bruise... ice... tocuhing licking.. yummy!

Unknown said...

Red meat, girl! Endulge yourself.

Peace

lowk said...

Hard to focus on the bruise. You look pissed, Or was it that your shirt is opening?

Lord Chimmy said...

Is that the only place the gnome got you? I hear gnomes like to bite people in the ass sometimes...

jamwall said...

damn! everybody has taken all my lude commments and cheesy pickup lines!!! dammit you people!!! damn you!!

Unknown said...

I know exactly where the bruise came from: raquetbal. I've had bruises exactly like that one. You've been playing gnome raquetball in your sleep. It's more common than people think.

Lara said...

Van, I'll, uh, be right back. I have to take a cold shower real quick.

InfinitelyCurious said...

Thought you'd get a kick out of this post I just read: http://venessah.blogspot.com/2005/07/bruise-fairy.html

I knew there was someone to blame for those kinds of bruises!

Toad734 said...

"He beats me 'cause he loves me"