My bruise has evolved nicely into an interesting semi-circle shape.
Very nice. Very artistic.
Very nice. Very artistic.
Yeah, you abusive little gnomes, be afraid. Be very afraid. I'll kick your ass. That's my mean face right there. That way you know I'm serious.
If you have no idea what's going on, read the first part here.
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Can I kiss your booboo?
Oww...it's huge. I just read your post on the gnomes theory. LOL
Thanks for stopping by my blog and for the nice compliment. :)
You really need to stop "falling down the stairs".
Domestic violence jokes kick ass.
I wouldn't doubt the gnome theory - there are a couple of towns in Norway and in Minnesota which have empirical evidence in regards to little gnomes existing.
gurl that looks like it hurts..damn..it looks like its healing though
Good form on the mean mug. I am sure that will prevent any future gnomes attacks.
Also I like the way you wear that bruise as a badge of honor. Remember you survived a gnome attack. Be proud.
Make sure you post a picture of the gnome after you kick his ass. He'll be back and you look ready.
The mean face is the best!
Gnomes have oft been responsible for my lost items, missed appointments and late child support checks... but I've never heard of the bruise thing. Hmmm.
that bruise is pretty bad! Whenever I wake up the next morning after a night on the town, there are always fun little surprises that await me all over my body. horrible I tell you!
Wow. Looks like you had a great fight with yourself in that last dream.
On the bright side, it's cheaper than a tattoo and it makes you look a lot tougher.
oh that's hot...women with bruises...beautiful...;-)
Looks like a moose bite. A moose once bit my sister....
Who knew the roaming gnome was into that kinky shit!
heh...heh!...you should see the OTHER GUY!!!
heh...heh
Everyone say's they want to kiss that boo boo! Honey.. I would make that puppy go away!
You see first, i would sit you back.. get you some ice cream? I don't want to assume anything...but I think some karmel sutra from Ben and Jerry's would do you right... then.... I would take an ice cube..cause it's hot out you know... run it from your navel to your lips...and back down again... making sure i follow with my tongue... then.... as you eat your karmel... I would make my way to your bruise... ice... tocuhing licking.. yummy!
Red meat, girl! Endulge yourself.
Peace
Hard to focus on the bruise. You look pissed, Or was it that your shirt is opening?
Is that the only place the gnome got you? I hear gnomes like to bite people in the ass sometimes...
damn! everybody has taken all my lude commments and cheesy pickup lines!!! dammit you people!!! damn you!!
I know exactly where the bruise came from: raquetbal. I've had bruises exactly like that one. You've been playing gnome raquetball in your sleep. It's more common than people think.
Van, I'll, uh, be right back. I have to take a cold shower real quick.
Thought you'd get a kick out of this post I just read: http://venessah.blogspot.com/2005/07/bruise-fairy.html
I knew there was someone to blame for those kinds of bruises!
"He beats me 'cause he loves me"
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