I knew the Dark Lord would catch up with me again some day. I was a fool to think I could escape...
Monday, July 25, 2005
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29 comments:
Hmmm...mark of the beast perhaps?
See you in hell. I'll bring the marshmellows. hahahaha.
This is a pretty cool blog, I hope to see a lot more of it!
maybe it's because you used to go and tp houses. look, i'm just sayin...
come to me anonymous midwest girl! drink the blood of satan!!!!
*diabolical laughter*
boy, i have NO idea which regular visitor could be posting as satan.
hmmmmmmm.................
Thats funny.
It was bound to happen sooner or later. . .
By the way - MORE COWBELL.
Nice blog, I will be checking you out from time to time.
The devil loves spam, it seems.
i've never seen that much bulk mail in my life!! you must be registered at a LOT of porn sites ;-)~
"Aww...cry stuff" as a folder? Hey man....whatever works.
Captain Bee - that would be where I store all those mushy forewards and stories that I feel guilty deleting.
Your blog cracks me up! Since I am also in the midwest, now I feel the need to constantly check back here, for more updates.
Glad to see your bruise is getting better, too.
Damn Amg 666 but I thought recently they decided it wasn't the devils number or some shit I think you are ok for now but on a side note it has to be the devils work cause who in the hell would get that many junk emails
I used to speed, a lot. I got stopped trying to make St. Louis to KC in record time in my little Corolla FX-16. I got behind a Cougar with a radar detector, stayed where I could see his red light/green light and we kept the hammer down.
An FX-16, if you don't know, is kind of like a Festiva with slightly more gerbils under the hood. It skitters all over the road when you get above 100.
So there's rollers on the horizon after Columbia. The traffic there ahd made us slow to 80-90 or so. So I'm slowing down, getting ready to stop, but the trooper blasts past me, goes for the Cougar.
I'm thinking, 'Alright! Mr. Radar Detector is getting it instead of me.'
Then more rollers. They were doing an 'impact' routine where they had an airplane up, and multiple troopers on the ramp waiting for the next victim.
'What's this got to do with your post?' I hear you say...
The trooper that stopped me, his badge number was 666. No kidding. And that ticket, one fine for 86 in a 55, one for 'following too close' (the Cougar), came to $365. And a mandatory court appearance, and three years in the high risk pool getting ass raped for car insurance.
That 666 stuff, it can change your life. Or maybe it was the fact that the fine exceeded a week's take home pay.
that's funny.
Thanks for brightening my day. I think you are funny too. I will be coming back for more...
OOPS! So many comments, mine will pass unobserved....
I've decided there's nothing to escape with the Master of Darkness, you should embrace him!
Recently at work I happened along 666 in policy number log...it made me feel like having a cupcake to celebrate but everyone else seemed totally freaked out by it. Hmm...
Ick!!! That's worse than the bruise! ;)
Give yourself to the Dark Side AMG...
You have three more emails before certain doom. The Devil has used his miles to upgrade from 666 to 669. It may also have something to do with area codes. Maybe the 666 area code in Hell is full.
Gebeleizis, no comment shall pass this portal without notice!
IT's the mark of the FUCKING BEAST! I have a hilarious story about that! I mean really fucking funny! If you call me I will tell you ;-)
Van, you can email it to me! Email is in my profile.
First, thank you for posting a comment on my blog.
Second, in regards to your demonic bulk mail folder, you might find this related story of a murdered spammer interesting:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-1709907,00.html
AMG, one thing will solve all of this: Gmail. Since I've had mine, about 4-5 instances of spam in nearly a year! It's almost too good to be true.
Let me know if you want an invite, Google's always giving me more.
Peace.
That's a lot of evil porn
My phone number back home starts with that.
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