Monday, July 25, 2005

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I knew the Dark Lord would catch up with me again some day. I was a fool to think I could escape...


35 comments:

Lord Chimmy said...

Hmmm...mark of the beast perhaps?

See you in hell. I'll bring the marshmellows. hahahaha.

The Cardboard Tube Knight said...

This is a pretty cool blog, I hope to see a lot more of it!

PINKSandROSES said...

maybe it's because you used to go and tp houses. look, i'm just sayin...

satan said...

come to me anonymous midwest girl! drink the blood of satan!!!!

*diabolical laughter*

jamwall said...

boy, i have NO idea which regular visitor could be posting as satan.

hmmmmmmm.................

abhijit said...

Thats funny.

Alexis said...

It was bound to happen sooner or later. . .

By the way - MORE COWBELL.

Gordy said...

Nice blog, I will be checking you out from time to time.

Christopher said...

The devil loves spam, it seems.

Justice said...

Where does all the junk mail come from? It's bad enough that our mailboxes at home are crammed full of it. What I really hate is when my e-mail system decides a really important piece of e-mail is junk and places it in that folder.

The Other Half said...

i've never seen that much bulk mail in my life!! you must be registered at a LOT of porn sites ;-)~

Captain Bee said...

"Aww...cry stuff" as a folder? Hey man....whatever works.

Anonymous Midwest Girl said...

Captain Bee - that would be where I store all those mushy forewards and stories that I feel guilty deleting.

Shanshu said...

Your blog cracks me up! Since I am also in the midwest, now I feel the need to constantly check back here, for more updates.

Glad to see your bruise is getting better, too.

Derek said...

Damn Amg 666 but I thought recently they decided it wasn't the devils number or some shit I think you are ok for now but on a side note it has to be the devils work cause who in the hell would get that many junk emails

Storm said...

All I can say is YIKES! Delete some of that bulk mail sister.

Supermans Foot said...

more proof (if needed) that the devil is a capitalist

Chixulub said...

I used to speed, a lot. I got stopped trying to make St. Louis to KC in record time in my little Corolla FX-16. I got behind a Cougar with a radar detector, stayed where I could see his red light/green light and we kept the hammer down.

An FX-16, if you don't know, is kind of like a Festiva with slightly more gerbils under the hood. It skitters all over the road when you get above 100.

So there's rollers on the horizon after Columbia. The traffic there ahd made us slow to 80-90 or so. So I'm slowing down, getting ready to stop, but the trooper blasts past me, goes for the Cougar.

I'm thinking, 'Alright! Mr. Radar Detector is getting it instead of me.'

Then more rollers. They were doing an 'impact' routine where they had an airplane up, and multiple troopers on the ramp waiting for the next victim.

'What's this got to do with your post?' I hear you say...

The trooper that stopped me, his badge number was 666. No kidding. And that ticket, one fine for 86 in a 55, one for 'following too close' (the Cougar), came to $365. And a mandatory court appearance, and three years in the high risk pool getting ass raped for car insurance.

That 666 stuff, it can change your life. Or maybe it was the fact that the fine exceeded a week's take home pay.

David said...

that's funny.

evercurious said...

Thanks for brightening my day. I think you are funny too. I will be coming back for more...

Roselly said...

HAHA!! AMG, atleast you got the 666 in your junk mail...NOT from your cop! ;-)

and...did ya try aloe vera for your bruise?

Gebeleizis said...

OOPS! So many comments, mine will pass unobserved....

Melliferous Pants said...

I've decided there's nothing to escape with the Master of Darkness, you should embrace him!

Recently at work I happened along 666 in policy number log...it made me feel like having a cupcake to celebrate but everyone else seemed totally freaked out by it. Hmm...

Applewhite said...

That sucks.

Heather said...

Ick!!! That's worse than the bruise! ;)

King Nate Unknown said...

Give yourself to the Dark Side AMG...

JJ said...

You have three more emails before certain doom. The Devil has used his miles to upgrade from 666 to 669. It may also have something to do with area codes. Maybe the 666 area code in Hell is full.

Anonymous Midwest Girl said...

Gebeleizis, no comment shall pass this portal without notice!

Van! said...

IT's the mark of the FUCKING BEAST! I have a hilarious story about that! I mean really fucking funny! If you call me I will tell you ;-)

Anonymous Midwest Girl said...

Van, you can email it to me! Email is in my profile.

Joe Important said...

First, thank you for posting a comment on my blog.

Second, in regards to your demonic bulk mail folder, you might find this related story of a murdered spammer interesting:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-1709907,00.html

Walking Wounded said...

AMG, one thing will solve all of this: Gmail. Since I've had mine, about 4-5 instances of spam in nearly a year! It's almost too good to be true.

Let me know if you want an invite, Google's always giving me more.

Peace.

LocuTus of Borg said...

I see the 47 mail in the inbox - you popular, even with the Master of Evil himself hahaha

Toad734 said...

That's a lot of evil porn

Saucy Lil' Tart said...

My phone number back home starts with that.