Friday, November 04, 2005

Pasty White Girl Invading the Land of the Fit and Bronzed.

AMBF and I left for California yesterday to enjoy a five-day long vacation in Ventura Beach. I know what you're thinking: "Whoa! Rich girl! Didn't you just go to Europe? And you're already taking another vacation?" But let me point out that no, I'm not rich, I am just very loved by God. Because this trip I won, bitches. Airfare and hotel accommodations for five lovely nights. Alllllllll freeeeeeee. Which means that all the money we would have spent on the flight and hotel we will instead be spending on alcohol. And probably food or car rental or some other practical things like that, but mostly alcohol.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

No fair. God loves you more. Darn God.

David Stehle said...

God hates me so I see why you are going on a free vacation and I'm not - boo. Have fun though!

Anonymous said...

And by God you mean the Flying Spaghetti Monster...

And by the Flying Spaghetti Monster you mean his noodly appendagedness...

exile said...

hey, you're going to be just north of me, wanna go get drunk?

Lara said...

Exile: and the quick answer would be YES.

Zeppelinlady said...

Gee, some girls have all the luck. Congrats!

P.S. Could you maybe mention to God that I've been waiting to hear an answer from him??? j/k

Gordy said...

Uh-Oh sounds like a huge party..make sure you take plenty of pictures.

sue said...

What fun! Isn't it nice to have...uh...Gods in high places?
See ya when you get back...

Phil said...

Have fun! Is it really 2006 in your neck of the woods?

Chixulub said...

Cheap shot at Kansas. Itelligent Design has won me over reluctantly, as I'm still an atheist. Or agnostic now, due to Itelligent Design winning me over.

But the battle being fought in Kansas, it's a drag. Don't forget George Washington's 'cherry tree' is pure myth and Ben Franklin did NOT discover electricity, merely proved that lightning is electricity.

Unknown said...

Enjoy Cali! See you when you get back!

Peace

Weary Hag said...

Congrats on the big win... now tear that state UP!

Have a blast!

(just read your previous post too ... lovin the Twilight Zone Delivery Room theme... very unique)

kris said...

Holy crow that's fantastic.

I would love to ride your tails of good luck.

I think I got a dollar out of a Cheerios box once. But at least I haven't caught the avian flu.

Have fun!

Just Me said...

woo hoo!!! more alcohol!!!

Carlos said...

If you get a chance, take a ride up to Ojai. It's a small, artsy kinda place up in the mountains...about 20 minutes from Ventura Harbor....Nice restaurants, scenery, etc.

Cj

Anonymous said...

Ah. I see your experience with the lottery finally clicked.

You ENTERED the competition and hey presto! A win!
Now buy a lottery ticket while you're there and let's see what happens...

*

The Absent Minded Housewife said...

I'm so pasty white that I'm a translucent blue. Sunscreen is my friend.

Johnny Menace said...

so through the drive in plastic surgergy while your there.

jenbeauty said...

Have a great time and get a great tan! Very jealous of your win.

JadedTLC said...

Unfortunately, you won one of our coldest weeks this year :(

JoeyJoJoJo said...

Sorry I didn't make the road trip....me so poor...AMBF was entertaining my ANWG with his text messages though!