Tuesday, November 15, 2005

This Takes Edible Undies to a Whole New Level.

How on earth this escaped my attention for two weeks I have no godly idea.


The emphasis is mine, in case you were wondering (I know the NY Times often uses MS Paint to enhance their stories, so I understand the confusion). But what I want to know is, how long have frozen ground beef panties been available, and where do I get some? And how many panties exactly can you get from 94,400 pounds of beef? And do you wear them frozen, or defrost them first?

This raises so many questions, I just don't know where to start.

20 comments:

sue said...

Hmmm...that's a new one on me. Beef panties. I'll bet Hubby would enjoy that... ;)

Aliecat said...

HAHAHAHAHA! Beef panties! Do you think they make Ground Round Bras too?

King Nate Unknown said...

Mmmmmmm Meat panties...

Anonymous said...

Oh this is just filth.
Before we know it, we'll be reading about shuttlecocks, Uranus and other disgraceful words that tittilating words.

Ban this filthy blog now!!

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Captain Bee said...

Beef panties.

Dude, that is so unbelievably fucked up. I'd heard of edible undies but DAAAAAMN.

Rob said...

I won't ask where you get the ketchup for those.

Todd said...

I prefer syrup.

Popeye said...

Just tried some on. My recomendation is NOT to grill them before you put them on. Very hot. Very fucking hot.

exile said...

you don't know what beef panties are? you wear them to cover up your meat curtians.

Chixulub said...

Blech. I won't eat any panties except Frau Lobster's from now on.

I wait, that isn't a change...

The G-man said...

I would go for the e coli-free ones.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

I have been following this story with great interest as well. Ground beef panties would combine two of my great loves. Unfortunately, I believe it may have been a typo.

Karlos said...

Frozen beef panties might go over big in the dead of summer, down here deep in the heart of Texas!

Hell, I’d wear ‘em to a picnic and, when sufficiently defrosted, I could simply form them into patties and throw ‘em on the grill.

JordanBaker said...

What kind of beef? Cause if it's strip steak or something, it might work, but I would think ground beef panties would get some beef in some bad places.

Zepplinlady said...

Hmmm...and to think I'm in the retail meat biz and haven't heard about this yet. I'll have to mention it to my meat manager.:)
Too funny...

Christopher said...

I'm not really one for meat. Do they have anything in lettuce?

Shmorg said...

I believe beef panties were invented in 1989 for male strippers. They are used them to enhance their package. It's how they package their meat.

Walking Wounded said...

Edible draws are fun but I never thought there was a real market for beef flavor? ;)

Peace

Ruben said...

Can I get those thongs to go? Will they look good on my buns?

Saucy Lil' Tart said...

AH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I can't reiterate enough how much I love this blog. Take a funny situation, and AMG makes it FUNNIER!

Panties. Oh my goodness.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I'm laughing so hard, I might pee my pants if I don't run quick.