Have you ever wondered, "Who kicks more ass? Pirates or Ninjas?"
Perhaps desired a chart that would place the two side-by-side and compare their various aspects?
Maybe you couldn't sleep because this question weighed so much on your mind. Lost weight, hair, friends....
Well, you can stop fretting.
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Pirates Versus Ninjas. You Decide.
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I have always wanted to be a pirate ninja! How did you know?
Yarrr....ninjas be the scurviest of the scurvy bilge rats...
Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum. I'll have to pass this on to my friend Mayhem, who makes a substantial portion of his livelihood as a singing pirate.
Tie my ass!!!
All the cannons, rum, rape and pillaging don't mean shit! Pirates used muskets and hand guns that were basically like hand-held muskets. If you were a pirate and met up face to face with a Ninja who had it out for you, you better make sure you shoot and kill the ninja with one shoot. If you missed, you would not have time to reload before the ninja sent you for the dirt nap. Even if you had a hook for a hand and a wooden leg, a ninja would place both up a pirates arse!
Ninjas would always win, even if their cloaks were pink...
Peace
I never realized there was a legit competition until this post. I think I'd personally want to be a ninja. Ninjas are the coolest ever. And shit.
Yet another thing I would like to see on Celebrity Death Match.
I could argue, however, that Ninja have 3 swords, The Kanata, The Wakizashi and the Tanto -- they also can employ the Ninja-To small sword...
Plus - they have lil eggs that they throw down on the ground that blow up - and do a big puff of smoke. When the smoke clears - the ninja is gone..
So in that weapons category -- I give the point to Ninja... it's a tie!
Walking Wounded: All the cannons in the world are useless if you can't hit a ninja.. You can't even see the ninjas .. :0)
I dunno man.. I think it's a tie.
Hey, I wrote a post on this a while back:
historical archetypes
finally...i will be able to sleep at night knowing this now! ;-)~
With a name like Captain Bee I've gotta stick with pirates.
Ninja please!!!
Ninjas, this doesn't require an explanation.
Too freaking awesome! And of course, the only thing better than pirates OR ninjas is monkies. Dude. I so want to be a monkey.
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