Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Pirates Versus Ninjas. You Decide.

Have you ever wondered, "Who kicks more ass? Pirates or Ninjas?"

Perhaps desired a chart that would place the two side-by-side and compare their various aspects?

Maybe you couldn't sleep because this question weighed so much on your mind. Lost weight, hair, friends....

Well, you can stop fretting.

21 comments:

Ruben said...

I have always wanted to be a pirate ninja! How did you know?

JoeyJoJoJo said...

Yarrr....ninjas be the scurviest of the scurvy bilge rats...

Chixulub said...

Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum. I'll have to pass this on to my friend Mayhem, who makes a substantial portion of his livelihood as a singing pirate.

Nate said...

Pirates, hands down, no competition. THEY HAVE LOTS OF FUCKING RUM!!!

Paul said...

I just want you all to know that I had this debate three nights ago at a Los Angeles hot spot and we were stuck in a dead tie.

TIE I tell you.

If I only had this chart with me, lives could have been spared. Oh well. Thanks anyway!

Walking Wounded said...

Tie my ass!!!

All the cannons, rum, rape and pillaging don't mean shit! Pirates used muskets and hand guns that were basically like hand-held muskets. If you were a pirate and met up face to face with a Ninja who had it out for you, you better make sure you shoot and kill the ninja with one shoot. If you missed, you would not have time to reload before the ninja sent you for the dirt nap. Even if you had a hook for a hand and a wooden leg, a ninja would place both up a pirates arse!

Ninjas would always win, even if their cloaks were pink...

Peace

Saucy Lil' Tart said...

I never realized there was a legit competition until this post. I think I'd personally want to be a ninja. Ninjas are the coolest ever. And shit.

S.C. said...

Ninjas. By far.

I mean, all they do is flip out and kill people.

Daniel said...

Yet another thing I would like to see on Celebrity Death Match.

AlRo said...

I could argue, however, that Ninja have 3 swords, The Kanata, The Wakizashi and the Tanto -- they also can employ the Ninja-To small sword...

Plus - they have lil eggs that they throw down on the ground that blow up - and do a big puff of smoke. When the smoke clears - the ninja is gone..

So in that weapons category -- I give the point to Ninja... it's a tie!

AlRo said...

Walking Wounded: All the cannons in the world are useless if you can't hit a ninja.. You can't even see the ninjas .. :0)

I dunno man.. I think it's a tie.

Pat said...

Hey, I wrote a post on this a while back:

historical archetypes

The Other Half said...

finally...i will be able to sleep at night knowing this now! ;-)~

Captain Bee said...

With a name like Captain Bee I've gotta stick with pirates.

Geez said...

Ninja please!!!

J said...

Yea... this is a heated discussion frequently on my blog...

but the answer is Ninja...

muse-in-training said...

While I do agree with the results shown on the website...to be fair, I think that they may be biased, as they are pirates themselves...*sigh* It's like the tootsie pop question, the world may never know...

Nate said...

COME ON!!!!
Sake or rum?
And if you answer with the former, you've never had sake before.
PIRATES...ARRRRGGGGHHH!

Nate said...

I'm telling you, it all boils down to alcohol.

Think of it this way; Chris Farley or Johnny Depp?

Ali said...

Ninjas, this doesn't require an explanation.

echrai said...

Too freaking awesome! And of course, the only thing better than pirates OR ninjas is monkies. Dude. I so want to be a monkey.