Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Insert Airbag or Inflation Device Joke Here

Completely putting aside my personal feelings about breast implants, I am going to offer a bit of sage advice. If just one of your boobs is bigger than your head, or if your boobs make a full-sized ass while you are laying on your side, it may be time to go a size smaller. Just saying.

WARNING: Links are NSFW, NSFBSK, contain nudity, et cetera, et cetera.


23 comments:

TYSEN said...

crap! I didn't heed your warning... actually I jsut mindlessly clicked. I better go clear my browser cache.

hannah said...

Thanks for making me puke midday at work. Really broke up the monotony of a desk job.

THE DUKE said...

I always knew I really liked your blog...

browser58 said...

Ah, for the natural boobs of yesteryear.

Gary said...

If one of your boobs is much larger than the other one, it's definately time to go for an implant. just sayin.

Anonymous said...

Heh. I know where you found these....er, NO I DON'T! (yeah, I don't. Right, that's it.)

David Stehle said...

Hey, I've seen worse, much worse. Check out this girl...
http://diamondktblog.blogspot.com/2005/03/you-fill-in-blank-sniper-game-this-is.html

jamwall said...

OMG thats like totally HOT!

Blogger said...

wow. thats all i can say...wow!

Anonymous said...

Oh come on! I really don't see it.

It doesn't matter if they are equal lengths. All that matters is that they are *long*.

sue said...

Think of the backaches... yeah, so sue me, I'm practical.

Unknown said...

kxxfHAPPY NEW YEAR! A girl I grew up with lived to regret the implants and now has to use a plastic surgeon to get them removed. Ouch!

Anonymous said...

I... don't know what to say.

Yes. Yes.

*

Paul Michael Peters said...

I miss Stuckeyville

Chixulub said...

It's cute how selective Americans are. Women with huge boobs are ridiculed for getting enlargements, or if they're naturally large and want reductions, guys complain that they're squandering their 'gift.'

Yet hardly anyone ever makes fun of extremely well-endowed men such as myself, even though there's no question that our enormous organs are 'real.'

Anonymous said...

"WARNING: Links are NSFW, NSFBSK, contain nudity, et cetera, et cetera."

She warned us. ;)

Honey Bunny said...

those frighten me.

Dr. Mike said...

Just one boob bigger than your head = cool

Both boobs bigger than your head = GREAT!

;)

But then again, ya hate to waste 'em!

Anonymous said...

I'd hit it.

The Lazy Iguana said...

Those are OK boobs. Not great boobs or anything, but not terrible either.

Bad boob jobs are much worse than this.

Anonymous said...

I'm more curious why the other woman has her head back like that -- suntanning her neck?

Anonymous said...

What's worse is the three legged woman next to her in the first picture.

Wait.

Nevermind.

Mike said...

What a way to wake up! I'm sitting at my desk trying to look busy, but actually dozing off...
Then, wow, I'm hit with those pix.
Made my day!