Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Insert Airbag or Inflation Device Joke Here

Completely putting aside my personal feelings about breast implants, I am going to offer a bit of sage advice. If just one of your boobs is bigger than your head, or if your boobs make a full-sized ass while you are laying on your side, it may be time to go a size smaller. Just saying.

WARNING: Links are NSFW, NSFBSK, contain nudity, et cetera, et cetera.


28 comments:

TYSEN said...

crap! I didn't heed your warning... actually I jsut mindlessly clicked. I better go clear my browser cache.

hannah said...

Thanks for making me puke midday at work. Really broke up the monotony of a desk job.

THE DUKE said...

I always knew I really liked your blog...

browser58 said...

Ah, for the natural boobs of yesteryear.

Gary said...

If one of your boobs is much larger than the other one, it's definately time to go for an implant. just sayin.

MrCorey said...

Heh. I know where you found these....er, NO I DON'T! (yeah, I don't. Right, that's it.)

DIAMONDKT said...

Hey, I've seen worse, much worse. Check out this girl...
http://diamondktblog.blogspot.com/2005/03/you-fill-in-blank-sniper-game-this-is.html

jamwall said...

OMG thats like totally HOT!

Slutbag said...

wow. thats all i can say...wow!

Thomas, the Retarded Monkey said...

Oh come on! I really don't see it.

It doesn't matter if they are equal lengths. All that matters is that they are *long*.

sue said...

Think of the backaches... yeah, so sue me, I'm practical.

Michael Manning said...

kxxfHAPPY NEW YEAR! A girl I grew up with lived to regret the implants and now has to use a plastic surgeon to get them removed. Ouch!

Anonymous said...

I... don't know what to say.

Yes. Yes.

*

t.k.smith said...

You should have put a warning on that. We have policies at work about not viewing porn. Dear God, I might lose my job!

(I personally think the brunette was the better looking one).

LocuTus of Borg said...

I had a cousin get breast reduction because her boobs were so big that they were hurting her back! They were natural and after having 4 kids I think things like that sometimes happens ;)

psquared said...

I miss Stuckeyville

Chixulub said...

It's cute how selective Americans are. Women with huge boobs are ridiculed for getting enlargements, or if they're naturally large and want reductions, guys complain that they're squandering their 'gift.'

Yet hardly anyone ever makes fun of extremely well-endowed men such as myself, even though there's no question that our enormous organs are 'real.'

Malia said...

lol. That is cracking me up!!!

Malia

MrCorey said...

"WARNING: Links are NSFW, NSFBSK, contain nudity, et cetera, et cetera."

She warned us. ;)

Honey Bunny said...

those frighten me.

Dr. Mike said...

Just one boob bigger than your head = cool

Both boobs bigger than your head = GREAT!

;)

But then again, ya hate to waste 'em!

Captain Bee said...

I'd hit it.

Todd said...

I am a nervous flyer so If I were to take a transatlantic flight I might want her sitting next to me in case of an emergency water landing. If they are fake they will float. But other than that I am not sure what good boobs that huge are for.

Lets be thankful for natural women.

The Lazy Iguana said...

Those are OK boobs. Not great boobs or anything, but not terrible either.

Bad boob jobs are much worse than this.

Neil said...

I'm more curious why the other woman has her head back like that -- suntanning her neck?

drobby said...

What's worse is the three legged woman next to her in the first picture.

Wait.

Nevermind.

Pluffmudder said...

What a way to wake up! I'm sitting at my desk trying to look busy, but actually dozing off...
Then, wow, I'm hit with those pix.
Made my day!

stretch td said...

Well, I enjoyed the pics nevertheless. ;) Thank you for sharing.