Saturday, February 18, 2006

Things That Would Have Been Creepy Had They Not Been Said By My 60-Year-Old Russian Wax Lady, and Were Therefore Pretty Adorable.

Part 1.

"You want that I should take it all off or I leave a little playground in front?"



15 comments:

Honey Bunny said...

holy crap, that's funny stuff right there.

Chance said...

That's funny!

Anonymous said...

Just leave a jungle gym.

NJ said...

Ok, am I the only one wondering what your answer was! :-)

Gadfly said...

How do I get that job?

Anonymous said...

A little playground?
Excellent.
We all need a little playground.

And on an unrelated note (or possibly not), aren't we way overdue for a profile pic change?

You know you want to...

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stretch td said...

LOL. I hope you opted to leave a lil' playground.

DIAMONDKT said...

Nice! Yes, leave a little slide intact.

Lulu said...

Oh Lord, that's cute. I had a nice Russian lady tell me that she had to go over ever part FOUR TIMES with the wax to get it all gone. The worst part is I let her do it.

browser58 said...

Such a lovely story. I can hardly wait for Part 2.

sue said...

Don't you just love 60-year-olds? LOL... she's a keeper!

hannah said...

You may want to leave a little swingset so that you dont end up feeling like up just slid down a sandpaper handrail.

hanmee said...

Oh gosh...

For some reason this reminds me of when I was at one of my prenatal exams (during my last pregnancy). It was a midwives birthing center so it was much more casual than a doc's office. They had me remove my underthing for the exam and looked around for a place to put them. They decided the best option was to take them from me and toss them to my husband. Something about it was funny and awkward. Like admitting to my mom I've had sex. (I still deny it.)

mysterygirl! said...

That's hilarious. There are some things that only a waxer can get away with. I love it.

Ritardo said...

keep it as long as the sandbox stays clean.