Monday, March 27, 2006

I Will Probably Have Nightmares About This for Years to Come

Ever wonder about the secret love life of the unicorn?

Well, wonder no more.

Not safe for work, British school kids, anyone who still believes in magic, or people who enjoy not having graphic images of unicorns doing it burned in their brains. Notice the word "graphic" there. You can't say I didn't warn you!

11 comments:

Chixulub said...

That reminds me of the character in a DeLillo novel who wants to write child pornography not only about children, but for a child audience. First, second grade kids both in starring roles and as readers.

All you have to do is find the market and exploit it, right? Except that book came out back in the three-channel days, before most people had cable, let alone the internet.

Karlos said...

I wonder if mine will be wet nightmares.

Seriously though...I'm scarred. Truly scarred

:-)

Bama Girl said...

His horn goes limp it was so good.

minijonb said...

I was only mildly amused at first... and then they pulled out the strap on. Now that was roll on the floor funny.

It reminded me a little of Furniture Porn.

http://www.furnitureporn.com/

Great, now I have to blog about Furniture Porn.

Daisy Mae said...

That was SO disgusting and tasteless! Good thing I bookmarked it!

Michael Manning said...

I hear you!

sirbarrett said...

Maybe I should think before I click...or read. I was just so excited that finally there was proof of unicorns. That's funny that there's an award for most offensive film!

I hope that between the mucus and you, you win.

DIAMONDKT said...

After watching that, I'm going to need some counseling. I'll send you the bill.

Sexy Clubwear Auctions said...

OMG that was horrible! I love it!

Brianne said...

Oh good lord... I clicked on the link before I read any further. I am at work.

Honey Bunny said...

that's pretty funny. and i used to live in the Fens and it's true. there's totally gay unicorn sex galore going on within the reeds. i've seen it up close.

after the unicorns have gay sex they head over to the Ramrod for some more gay fun.