After listening to John Landis talk about making the movie "Animal House" when he was only 27 years old:
Me, to Scott: "So, Scott, you're 27. Where's your 'Animal House'?"
Scott: "Oh, it's here....in my pants!"*
* How the conversation actually went:
Me, to Scott: "So, Scott, you're 27. Where's your 'Animal House'?"
Scott: "Oh, well, you know, I haven't yet had the amount of time I really need to dedicate myself to truly focusing on making..."
Me, interrupting: "You know, you totally should have just answered 'In my pants.'"
Sunday, May 21, 2006
A Conversation That Would Have Been Awesome Had It Actually Occurred.
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Naaa
Too open for a counterstrike.
"Oh no, Scott. I wasn't talking about your gerbil wheel."
"Oh, it's here....in my pants!"
That's my new second favorite pickup line. My favorite is when I offer free breast exams =;-)
"There are no rules..."
Is the house for his animial his underpants?
That is awesome. I'm stealing that one.
I'm sure it's applicable to a host of other questions. ;)
NICE! And you practically gave him that one! Does Scott bow down to your greatness? Cause he totally should.
That really is the great thing about genitals, the versitility of nicknames and suggestive wordplay. And sex.
Guys just have to make things so much more complicated than they actually are...
And I'm 10 times funnier when my wife finishes my sentences.
putting words in our mouth....imagine that?!?
cute pup btw
My animal house is in a shoe somewhere.
My animal house went six feet under with Belushi, but you would have really, really liked to play with it....(I said grinning my ass off)...
Oh fudge.
I don't even think I have an Animal House. That's the risk you run when with all that book learnin.
I only have a Bleak House :(
It's still in the dickens area, right?
It sounds as if he's ever going to make his "Animal House," you're first going to have to write the script for him.
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