Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Excuse the Lack of Posts While I Drown My Sorrows in Wine and Ice Cream.

If one were having the worst week ever (think terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week) (for a variety reasons not to be gone into here), and one found out that next Monday one was being forced to go to Canada with the very same person who was causing at least 56% of said bad week, it would be completely appropriate for one to buy several bottles of wine and a tub of chocolate-chip-cookie-dough ice cream and finish them off all in one night, correct?

Just nod and pass the spoon.

22 comments:

Chixulub said...

I prefer beer, but you're okay with me.

Lynda said...

Only if you are willing to share. :)

Popeye said...

You are talking about finishing off the wine and ice cream and not the person, right?

hanmee said...

I personally think the wine takes away room that would be better to save for more ice cream, but that's just my preference.

And yeah, your reason is listed as a justifiable reason for consuming that amount of ice cream/booze.

The Muse said...

Are you making wine floats or something? Somehow I'm imagining a big hefty scoop (or 3) of chocolate-chip-cookie-dough in a really nice wide-mouth glass with some merlot or chianti.

Hope it gets better, girl.

Chris said...

Here's the spoon, and a straw for the wine.

I also hope it gets better.

Gadfly said...

Sorry to hear about the shitty week.

Remember to appreciate the next non-shitty week.

*cyber hug*

Brianne said...

Absolutely correct. And make sure to that it is Ben & Jerry's ice cream. And get your own tube of choc chip cookie dough because there's never enough in the ice cream. And wine is good. Wine is very, very good. You'll make it. Things always get better. That is how Karma works.

LoriLoo310 said...

If the wine and ice cream don't do the trick, I always send myself to a shoe boutique armed with a credit card.

Chris said...

By the way, I love the new profile picture. :)

Anonymous said...

WTF? Hugs? Pity?

Where is that kick ass attitude we're used to? You'd better save that wine bottle for clubbing 56% of your shitty week over the head with.

The youth of today looks to you for moral guidance. Don't let them down with ice cream.

Gadfly said...

Anon: You know anything about girls? No matter how tough they are, there always comes a day to be mopey and hit the ice cream. That's when a guy who is not a total insenstive dork can gain some brownie points. Don't try and spend them that day, of course, but they'll be in the bank later on.

Seriously, watch a chick-flick with her on that day and pretend to wipe at an eye when James Garner and his old lady die together in their sleep -- that's a blowjob in the bank.

AMG will be a badass again tomorrow.

Boobless Brigade Master said...

To hell with passing a spoon...how about I just pass you a Glock to take to Canada with you? You'd have to hide it somewhere really good and there might be a tad bit of explaining to do when you return without said person...but the following week would be better than the last!

Niffy said...

Come enjoy Canada. Remember we have better beer and fabulous wine. If you're in the Niagara Area, wave as you go by.

Oh, and don't finish him off up here. We're kind of sticklers for that sort of thing.

MissGayle said...

I think you've got the right idea.

And sadly enough, the fact that alcohol doesn't freeze prevents what would be an absolutely ingenious idea: alcoholic ice cream.

Oh, well, I guess we'll all just have to settle for mudslides and such.

Hang in there.

Bob said...

Let's just hope that at some point, the person you are forced to go to Canada with (who is 56% responsible for this mess) is on the receiving end of a swift kick in the 'nads for "it's" poor treatment of you, beloved AMG!

LocuTus of Borg said...

... and a lot of Tequila. Just tell them you have Mono and that you can't go to Canada :P . Have a great weekend or a better week next week AMG!

Weary Hag said...

Any chance of leaving said shit-week-causer the hell in Canada and returning without them?

Poor you. Think pretty thoughts ... like hands around their neck, real tight like.

AlRo said...

Which part of Canada ..
If yer coming near the capital, look me up - i'll show ya where you can get the best liquor and ice-cream :)

DIAMONDKT said...

I would pass you a wine glass along with that ice-cream spoon, but I'm thinking this is such a bad week for you that you are drinking straight from the bottle at this point.

Indulge yourself and may the mixture of alcohol and sugar help you find that "happy place" in your heart once again.

Greg said...

Your crappy week is hopefully over by this point, and I certainly don't want to support extreme obliteration, but when I have a week (or day... or hour) like that, I recommend gin and orange juice. Hold the orange juice.

Merlin said...

damn straight lady!
red red wyeieine, the one thing that makes me forget
love in a bottle,
hope it turns out okay
Merlin