Most sexually-innuendo-laden phrase uttered by Scott tonight: "Make sure you look closely at the box as you stick it in."
Thursday, June 08, 2006
I Would Rather Give a Virginity Award to a Whore
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I heard the Bangles song 'If He Knew What She Wants' for the first time in decades the other day and I laughed until I cried.
'If he knew what she wants,
he'd be givin' it to her...'
I heard that song a million times in the 80s, took it at face value to the extent I thought about it at all. Longest delay for a Beavis laugh ever, I guess.
Huh-huh-huh-huh...she said 'givin' it to her'
Because if you want to think outside the box -- you need to flip her over.
Besides being physically taxing, why would you want to look there? Especially if you have a mirror for a headboard so you can watch yourself.
. . . I've said too much.
Um, pretty sure I said, "admire the box."
It was a carefully crafted statement.
sc.
Admire the box doesn't really change anything. hehe.
Sounds like Scott was never one for surprises! Maybe he had an evil Jack-in-the-box as a child.
once, my ex and i were at her parents house eating strawberry pie. her dad put whipped cream on her slice and she said she didn't want any.
he replied with "well why dont' you just let (exile) eat the whippcream off your piece"
Admire it in the light, find/feel your way to it in the dark.
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