Me: Scott! Do you want to come over tonight? AMBF is out of town so I need your massive manhood to protect me from all the candy-grubbing little trick or treaters who get mad when I don't give them candy for their little sister who is at home sick!
Scott: (silence)
Me: Hello?
Scott: You need my what?
Me: Your massi.....um, er. That's not what I meant!
Scott: Because if that's what you want, I'm on my way over now.
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Things That Didn't Come Out Quite as Intended Part 1
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Oh, err, um, yeah. I think he definitely was warranted to take it that way!
I always seem to be that girl who loves to put her foot in her mouth in the most twisted ways ever. I'm glad to know I'm not the only one.
Guess you're not into oversized candy bars then?
I thought I was the one you were supposed to call when AMBF was gone.
Always misunderstood ... *sighs* ... I totally understand. Been there.
Three cheers for Scott's massive manhood! haha
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