In the checkout line at Walgreens:
NAK: You know what would be fun? Taking this [pointing at Ex-lax, a stool softener] and this [pointing at Fibercon, a stool hardner] at the same time and see which one wins.
Me: You should totally do that. With photographic documentation. It could be a photo finish!
NAK: We should make Ex-lax/Fibercon cookies for the next food day and watch the hilarity ensue.
Me: Or not ensue, depending on which one wins.
NAK: Department outing to the bathroom! It'd be a team-building exercise!
Me: They keep saying they want us to get to know each other better. What could be more personal than a poop-off?
Monday, November 06, 2006
Fun at Walgreens. Of Course, When is Walgreen's NOT Fun?
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Not to be a dick, but Fibercon can actually be used a bulk-forming laxative in which clumped up fiber causes the intestinal wall to stretch and trigger peristasis thus moving poo out.
OK, that actually was to be a dick.
A similar contest has been conducted over at zug.com. You can check out the results here.
Another scientific research project ... I like.
Alex, That link is hilarious!
Sick and wrong, many levels.
Kind of gross- but unbelievably funny!!
Gives new meaning to "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."
OK, that is classic.
You totally need to do this. Well maybe not you. But somebody.
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