Monday, November 06, 2006

Fun at Walgreens. Of Course, When is Walgreen's NOT Fun?

In the checkout line at Walgreens:

NAK: You know what would be fun? Taking this [pointing at Ex-lax, a stool softener] and this [pointing at Fibercon, a stool hardner] at the same time and see which one wins.
Me: You should totally do that. With photographic documentation. It could be a photo finish!
NAK: We should make Ex-lax/Fibercon cookies for the next food day and watch the hilarity ensue.
Me: Or not ensue, depending on which one wins.
NAK: Department outing to the bathroom! It'd be a team-building exercise!
Me: They keep saying they want us to get to know each other better. What could be more personal than a poop-off?

9 comments:

scott c said...

Not to be a dick, but Fibercon can actually be used a bulk-forming laxative in which clumped up fiber causes the intestinal wall to stretch and trigger peristasis thus moving poo out.

OK, that actually was to be a dick.

Alex said...

A similar contest has been conducted over at zug.com. You can check out the results here.

Internal Expert said...

Another scientific research project ... I like.

Jennifer said...

Alex, That link is hilarious!

Chixulub said...

Sick and wrong, many levels.

~Krystyn~ said...

Kind of gross- but unbelievably funny!!

DIAMONDKT said...

Gives new meaning to "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."

Cy said...

OK, that is classic.

The Lazy Iguana said...

You totally need to do this. Well maybe not you. But somebody.