Monday, February 19, 2007

In Which AMG Is Placed on the "No-Fly" List.



Because I do.****


I am fairly sure I got this score because of the way I answered "Did you start calling French fries 'freedom fries?". Which was "No, that's retarded."

My bad.

Obviously I hate America.


* Is this a joke?**

**I really hope this is a joke.***

***I saw this quiz when perusing stories about the Amanda Marcotte/John Edwards campaign debacle. One of the people who had commented on the story linked to his blog, where he proudly displayed his patriotic score of 0%:


****PLEASE BE AWARE THAT AMG IN NO WAY ACTUALLY WANTS THE TERRORISTS TO WIN. NOR DID SHE CELEBRATE WHEN 9/11 OCCURRED. IN FACT, SHE CRIED HARD AND CRIED OFTEN ON THAT DAY. SHE STAUNCHLY SUPPORTS OUR TROOPS, THOUGH SHE DOES NOT SUPPORT THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION. SHE DOES NOT BELIEVE SHE IS A LOST CAUSE, NOR DOES SHE BELIEVE THAT "FREE THOUGHT" AND "BRAINWASHED" CAN LOGICALLY BE USED IN THE SAME SENTENCE.

15 comments:

Calitri said...

Ha! My suspicions have been verified. There truly is a quiz for everything on the internet. This is my thesis man! This is my closing argument! I can stop cruising the www and rejoin the real world! Yeah!

Maurey Pierce said...

I learned I hate America, too. But Bill-o has been telling me that for four years now, so it wasn't any big surprise.

:phil: said...

I found out that I really prefer chocolate ice cream over vanilla.
Oh, and I 65% want the terrorists to win. Shit, getting old sucks.

The Accidental Bitch said...

LOL totally ridic.

We're such flag-burners, calling them "French" fries.

Chance said...

Yes, the text makes it pretty clear it's ironic.

Conservatives are incapable of understanding or recognizing irony.

Julie_Gong said...

I bet you drive a Hummer too... don't you? You terriorists loving terrorist. Gaw!

Braindead Betty said...

I 91% want the terrorists to win. I suppose I should go put a sack over my head and pose for degrading photos now.

Kurt said...

Why do you hate our freedoms?

Kadonkadonk said...

I just pissed my BFF off because I love terrorist more than she does! WHOO-HOO!

Kate said...

well it's readily apparent to me that you are completely unpatriotic. america hater. we should boycott your blog. lol.

Karlos said...

That is such a gay and so very slanted quiz ;-) But it's fun, and I'm proud to announce I got a 96%. I suppose that's because I question everything...especially our government and our politicians :-)

Magnum D.I. said...

I am a 0% traitor and you all should be too god damn it!!! What is this country coming to when we all don't think alike. It's people like you traitors who are ruining our greatness. You need to support our President, our wars, our tax cuts, and our corporations, 100%. Not just a little bit.

Until you stop thinking about alternatives to war, questioning bad decisions, trying to help the poor, and protecting civil liberties, you will continue to betray this country. Our founding fathers wanted a king to rule and the peasants to obediently follow without descent under the law of christianity, it's all pretty clear you people.

I love freedom so much I want to take it away from everyone else so I can't have it all for myself.

Mombi said...

I only scored an 81... I wish I could have hated America as much as you do... where did I go wrong??

Anonymous Midwest Girl said...

Calitri - This would be a SWEET thesis. Just sayin.

Maurey - Yeah, it shouldn't have come as a surprise. I get Bill-O's message loud and clear too.

:Phil: - Who DOESN'T?

Accidental Bitch - No kidding. We should probably all move to Canada.

Chance - Yeah, it was one of those things that I laughed at the first time I saw it, then saw some people taking it seriously and started second guessing myself....because some conservatives really ARE like that. Scary.

Julie G - No, but I give them out. That's pretty close, right?

Braindead - Yep, there's nothing else to do at that point.

Kurt - Because I was raised wrong. Obviously.

Kadonkadonk - Your BFF is obviously a better person than you are, you terrorist lover.

Kate - Noooooooooooooo! Anything but that! I need you!!!!!

Karlos - Wow. I bow to your supreme America-hating self!

Magnum - You scare me. ;)

Mombi - Obviously you bowed to the pressure to call them Freedom fries.

Asara said...

I got an 85%, but I had to guess on the question about the Geneva Conventions. I needed the option of "what the hell is that?"
I don't hate this country, and I don't want the terrorists to win, but I think that letting one person run everything, no matter how well we're all "represented" is stupid.
Very fun blog you have here, good luck in our battle :) I bet you win, I'd vote for you! ;)