Wednesday, February 14, 2007

A Valentine's Day Classic, Revisited

Field Guide to Valentine's Day

Also...worst Valentine's Day card ever? You probably should not even click on that link, because if you view it and even snicker a little, you will immediately be swallowed up by the flames of hell. I already can feel the fire lapping at my feet for just posting it, it's that wrong. The person who sent it to me? Satan himself came and took them away. I can't even imagine the fate that befell the person who originally drew it.

11 comments:

Jenni said...

First of all I'm not going to comment on the card...I'm going to pretend it never happpend...What card?

Secondly, the fact that men beat us with bloodly goat strips only solidifies the fact that they HAVE to buy us flowers, candy, and diamonds for the rest of eternity on AT LEAST one day of the year.

Calitri said...

I laughed. It's hot down here but the internet access can't be beat. Who knew?

Celebrate Woo-Woo said...

No laughing at the card here...I am having trouble believing it was really created. I think I'm with jenni in pretending it never happened.

twobuyfour said...

Shouldn't the caption have been, "My love burns for you?" Or "You rock me to the core?" Or "There's just a big hole in my life without you?"

Sexy Lexi said...

You're a bad, bad girl AMG. I hope you got a spanking for V-day!

mysterygirl! said...

When I opened that card, I immediately started weeping for your lost soul.

Heh.

I would like to be a member of the Bloody Goat Strips, if you're auditioning members.

NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Ummmm that card was in poor taste, yes, but it was cute.

Anonymous Midwest Girl said...

Jenni and Woo-Woo: Good idea. I think it's the only way to save yourself.

Calitri - I KNEW the internet had to be the spawn of the devil. I just knew it!

2Buy4 - Thanks for solidifying my place in hell just a little bit more.

Lexi - NO! I didn't. You're welcome to rectify that situation if you like, to the delight of both Worm and AMBF, I'm sure.

MG! - I'm glad SOMEONE cares about it! And you of all people don't have to audition. YOU'RE IN.

Anonymous Midwest Girl said...

Dr. Ken - Cute like dead baby jokes cute? Or cute like unicorns pooping puppies cute?

Em said...

Ouch!

Mombi said...

My mouth dropped wide open, but I think I was still smiling a bit. TOTALLY EFFING WRONG!!!