Friday, March 10, 2006

Life Could Not Possibly Get Better at This Point Unless Drugs Were Involved.

Can I just say, there is no way today could possibly be a bad day. One, it's Friday, which is always a plus. Two, spring, my friends, has sprung. It's supposed to get into the mid-sixties today. And we all know how I feel about warm weather. That is, it's a gift from the gods and anyone who says they prefer to be cold over being hot should be shot on site. Check back with me when it's 102 degrees with 98% humidity and see if I still feel that way. And I'll likely punch you in the face due to being cranky from crotch sweat and heat exhaustion. But for now, the weather is gorgeous. Three and four, I went grocery shopping yesterday and stumbled across two items that are going to change my life forever.

The first (can you keep up with all the numbers and counting in this post?) was this. Yes. Your eyes do not deceive you. That is CARAMEL DELITE ICE CREAM. I realize they're called Samoas (which is a retarded name) in the link and apparently everywhere but here, but I recognized their caramelly coconutty deliciousness immediately. I LOVE those cookies. And to have them mixed with my favorite food group, ice cream, is just further proof that God loves me. And it's light ice cream to boot, which means that I can convince myself that it's a health food and eat as much of it as I want!

The other food discovery was that they now make lean Totino's pizza rolls. To see why this is huge, understand that I lived on pizza rolls when I was in college. Since I am no longer burning a massive amount of calories daily running from one end of campus to the other and doing all those keg stands, I have of late been trying to eat more healthily. This unfortunately includes cutting pizza rolls out of my daily food intake. However, I can now introduce my body back to these, the crack cocaine of pizza-related snacks.

If I were to eat those pizza rolls on a sunny, warm day with that ice cream for dessert, I might spontaneously erupt in unstoppable orgasms. Which might not be a bad thing now that I think about it. Um, excuse me. I'll be right back. Ahem.

11 comments:

DIAMONDKT said...

All I have to say is...do post a follow-up entry about the multiple ice-cream/pizza roll orgasms if you should partake in such an eating orgy. Until then, enjoy the warm weekend!

LocuTus of Borg said...

Those pizza rolls are NASTY! I am not sure if you could even call them food blach! Now ice cream on the other hand is awesome!! I do not really like caramel that much, but hey .. any ice cream will do.

Brianne said...

They're called Caramel DeLites here as well, and they were always my favorite cookie growing up!! I dunno though - does it beat Coldstone Creamery's oatmeal cookie ice cream with chunks of cookie dough added in??

Todd said...

They're call Somoas here. My favorite cookie, but thos Girls Scouts tend to a little pushy, so I end up buying their other crap too.

Zepplinlady said...

Well if this isn't a trip!! I just left a sight(linked on mine) talking about the same cookies! OMG I'll gain 100lbs. now. I'm leaving. *covering eyes & ears* LOL

mysterygirl! said...

*sigh*

We need to hang out, AMG-- we totally have a similar diet. Mmm...

Roonie said...

You said "crotch sweat"! New hero, right here! Oh, the sultry summers of the Midwest. I think the inventors of Summer's Eve had to have been Midwesterners. It makes no sense any other way.

Vegas Princess said...

My husband loves those pizza rolls! But I don't think I can convince him to eat the low fat ones...

Spirophita said...

I bought the fantastic ice cream and LOVE it. I grew up with Samoas, but I think the name was too racist (I don't know why) or something, so they changed it to Caramel Delites. Either way, it's freakin' fantastic. Although when it melts, it has a strange watery look to it.

I tried to find those pizza rolls, to no avail. I loved the original, but swore them out of my diet after grad school. The real problem with them, though, is how surprisingly they are like hot lava in temperature and texture when you bite into them. It's best to cut them in half, I find.

boo said...

There is nothing better... than the right food combo... though i have never heard of pizza rolls... but cookies and ice-cream... that is food i can get behind!...

Just Some Guy said...

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